The Teenage Alcoholics

Rock and Roll! Beer! Genetic Mutations! Geodesic Domes! They say that one beer can't hurt you? Well, think again! Before their transmutation at the hands of evil beer baron Petar Stroohz, The Teenage Alcoholics were like you and I. Now they occupy a surreal nether world between animal and vegetable - between hop and malt - horribly deformed and and eternally teenage! The Teenage alcoholics reclusive nature is as legendary as their music is disturbing!