Pirates R Us

"I keep running into people who live in Bellingham who haven't seen these guys. Here's the thing: That's unacceptable. If you live here, if you are a friend of someone who lives here, if you are passing through town and reading this, you need to see these guys live. You need to watch them chant songs about hijacking the airwaves and doing battle with the nightmarish Squid King. You must dance a jig to ?The Ballad of Captain Crunch.? You must do these things, for they will change your life."