Pharaohs of Rhythm

Thank you for your interest in the progressive rock trio Pharaohs of Rhythm. We appreciate your wise decision. This music has been painstakingly assembled using only the finest sonic ingredients. It was handmade in Minneapolis by two twins and one non-twin. Contents of this package: 1 Andy Juhl, guitar/vocals 1 Brian David, bass/flute/vocals 1 John Juhl, drums/backing vocals Instructions: 1. Fasten rocking guitar solo A to melodic bass line B with baling wire (not included) 2. Attach this to intricate drum part C

Contents of this package:
1 Andy Juhl, guitar/vocals
1 Brian David, bass/flute/vocals
1 John Juhl, drums/backing vocals

Instructions:
1. Fasten rocking guitar solo A to melodic bass line B with baling wire (not included)
2. Attach this to intricate drum part C
3. Using 12-pound sledge, carefully tap vocals into slots marked "verse" and "chorus"
4. A very pleasing noise should now be audible

Warnings:
Do NOT attempt to dance to this music. The odd time signatures may inflict serious bodily harm to the unsuspecting dancer.

May or may not contain traces of flute solo.

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www.pharaohsofrhythm.com
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