Jay Bharadia

1 JAY! born to indian dad and french mother. 2 ma + pa submit JAY! to intense bouts of leonard cohen and afrika bambaata. 3 JAY! dress up as cowboy with yellow duck as a gun. 4 JAY! fall down stairs of shitty tower block due to leaky washing machines. eyebrow has similar dimensions to a small/medium banana. receive ?400 compensation, awesome. 5 JAY! falls asleep regularly to jonzun crew mix tapes. fath still had long hair, and probably a beard, hippie or lazy? 6 JAY! watch ?jaws?. JAY! not sure what affects more, the music or the film.

2 ma + pa submit JAY! to intense bouts of leonard cohen and afrika bambaata.

3 JAY! dress up as cowboy with yellow duck as a gun.

4 JAY! fall down stairs of shitty tower block due to leaky washing machines. eyebrow has similar dimensions to a small/medium banana. receive ?400 compensation, awesome.

5 JAY! falls asleep regularly to jonzun crew mix tapes. fath still had long hair, and probably a beard, hippie or lazy?

6 JAY! watch ?jaws?. JAY! not sure what affects more, the music or the film.

7 JAY! listen to jean michel jarre on loop, crush on tall girl at school.

8 JAY! get yellow submarine tape for birthday.

9 evil class teacher give JAY! the fright, makes JAY! friends cry, try desperately to persuade alternate supply teacher I am a neo nazi, thinking neo means ?anti?.

10 new school, new rules, everyone huge. JAY! get splashed and soaked by car on first day.

11 JAY! make some pie this year,

12 JAY! try to be a long jumper, like carl lewis and the cuban dude.

13 JAY! make more pie this year.

14 JAY! listen to top 40 for a while, get bored and return to faths bb king albums. ma casually mentions the stairs incident. JAY! insist she cough up, JAY! get a mountain bike and kills it into tree.

15 JAY! rides bike constantly. hellafun, listen to old jean michel jarre tapes and wonder how sounds made?

16 JAY! get crappy keyboard, write about 15 hours of music.

17 JAY! buy akai s950 and atari. fun times.

18 JAY! get another sampler. make musics, dislocate collarbone in February, just before valentines day. JAY! start to invents sounds in head.

19 mountain bike break too easily so JAY! get BMX. listen to heaps more music.

20 JAY! break collarbone just before valentines day, again.

21 JAY! work with friends, make new friends, make enemies too. JAY! learn that ceylon tea comes from an area of sri lanka, tastes ok.

22 JAY! give lots of old music to lumenessence, signs on the dotted line. JAY! don't touch bike during February, just in case.

23 JAY! live in scotland with people, they believe aliens use loch ness as landing beacon. JAY! runs away.

24 JAY! live in the alps, awesome. album finished, called THE YETI CAVE.

25 THE YETI CAVE released, remixes by ochre, wrongtom and implosion quintet made.

26 JAY! releases the Snowy day video.