Dr. Killbot

Dr. Killbot is the self professed king of Electro-Nerd-Punk. Now we aren't talking Weezer's "I'm gonna take my best girl out for sodas" kind of nerdy. No, we're talking the badass "Give me the Bellman-Ford algorithm before I bust your face open!" kind. Armed with drums, guitars, keyboards, and accordion this band pelts the listener with unrelenting songs that may leave weaker minded people susceptible to its apocalyptical messages.

Armed with drums, guitars, keyboards, and accordion this band pelts the listener with unrelenting songs that may leave weaker minded people susceptible to its apocalyptical messages.

How can one band be so devastating? It's probably the songs. Luring in the casual listener with catchy offbeat melodies dealing with subjects like organ theft, lycanthropy, nanotechnology, and exposing one's self in front of a dean of admissions, this band sinks its hooks into unsuspecting victims with frightening speed.

If someone you love has been listening to Dr. Killbot they may experience some of the following symptoms:

?Hardness of hearing
?Increased swearing
?Cool hair
?Tendency to sass back
?Lyme disease

It's safe to say that if Marilyn Manson caused Columbine, then Dr. Killbot surely will be responsible for the complete decimation of the Earth, the universe, and every alternate dimension in the space-time continuum. Spawned in 2001, Dr. Killbot has been systematically rocking the human population of Chicago, Illinois to brink of extinction. This juggernaut of rage will not cease, thriving like locusts, consuming everything in its path. Heck, they're even branching out into the suburbs.