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Captured Live and in the Act by Barry Louis Polisar
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fave it Modern Folk | General Children's Music
14 tracks | 56 minutes
Released Mar 2003
on Rainbow Morning Music
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:02 Early Sunday Morning lyrics BUY MP3 04:02 Early Sunday Morning lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:02 Early Sunday Morning
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:36 He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way? lyrics BUY MP3 04:36 He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way? lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:36 He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:50 I'm a 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur lyrics BUY MP3 02:50 I'm a 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:50 I'm a 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:47 My Friend Jake lyrics BUY MP3 04:47 My Friend Jake lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:47 My Friend Jake
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:50 Thump Thump Thump lyrics BUY MP3 03:50 Thump Thump Thump lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:50 Thump Thump Thump
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:44 Tomorrow lyrics BUY MP3 02:44 Tomorrow lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:44 Tomorrow
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:39 Fred lyrics BUY MP3 04:39 Fred lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:39 Fred
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:01 When the House is Dark and Quiet lyrics BUY MP3 04:01 When the House is Dark and Quiet lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:01 When the House is Dark and Quiet
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:12 One Day My Brest Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog lyrics BUY MP3 03:12 One Day My Brest Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:12 One Day My Brest Friend Barbara Turned Into a Frog
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:23 The Apple of my Eye lyrics BUY MP3 04:23 The Apple of my Eye lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:23 The Apple of my Eye
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:31 I've Got a Teacher, She's so Mean lyrics BUY MP3 04:31 I've Got a Teacher, She's so Mean lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:31 I've Got a Teacher, She's so Mean
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:10 Shut up in the Library lyrics BUY MP3 04:10 Shut up in the Library lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:10 Shut up in the Library
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:15 Don't Put Your Finger up Your Nose lyrics BUY MP3 04:15 Don't Put Your Finger up Your Nose lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:15 Don't Put Your Finger up Your Nose
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:11 Louder lyrics BUY MP3 04:11 Louder lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:11 Louder
The original uncensored off-key and out-of-tune recording from 1978...re-released on CD in 2003. Fun folky music for kids.
Bio / Background
If you are discovering Barry's music for the first time, don't start with this CD!
Instead we suggest "Teachers Favorites," "Family Trip," "Old Dogs, New Tricks" or "A Little Different."
This CD originally came out in 1978 and is for dedicated fans only--those people who grew up on this recording.
The songs are edgy and some of the references are dated.
Barry says he only knew four guitar chords when he recorded this album and only used three of them on the record because he didn't want to show off.
We think it's off-the-wall and Barry thinks it's off-key.