If at first you fail, to hell with it. But then again, we just couldn't give up and you had it coming for some time. I know, enough to gag a maggot. Now we proudly present what could not be presented. If it offends your ear, plug your own ass. It's finished, stick a fork in it. No, still better, stick a corkscrew in it. The Corkscrews would like to thank your mum and dad for giving you enough pocket money to buy this CD (and then some)...