Brian Wright & the Waco Tragedies

Who are Brian Wright and the Waco Tragedies? They are men like you and me, unless you are a woman, in which case they are different, though not better. They play music. They do this with their hands and faces and feet and sometimes with their chins and knees. All parts are available to serve if required. The Waco Tragedies are, as a group, shorter than the Brian Wright who leads them, and this is only fitting, if not actually true.

Once, in a midnight raid upon the villain's outpost, one of the Tragedies was nearly shot and killed. Brian Wright lept into action-- he was like lightning, but deadly quiet. His knife gleamed in the moonlight, and then found its sheath in the black heart of a bad man. It was a harrowing time, but God was on the side of the Tragedies once again. Horses like to have blankets; in this respect they are like pigs, and humans. No one should ever shout too loudly in the presence of the Alps. It could fall on you and crush you like a twig. Brian Wright and the Waco Tragedies are waiting to do the same thing to you, the listener. Go ahead, listener, please, call out, yell, scream-- it will be our pleasure. Music is a good thing for everyone to have on their head. What, do you not believe?