Pandas

It's like punk, but with more musicianship. Maybe it's actually prog, but prog that never went to Berklee. Then again,maybe it's metal, but without all the spiky leather. Or perhaps it's hardcore, but more Greg Ginn and less Jamey Jasta. Regardless of all that, it's fast, loud, techy, geeky, and strange. Imagine a guitar-playing truck from the future colliding with a rainbow-powered robot. Imagine that their relationship is complex and murky. Imagine that the preserved corpse of Lenin is driving the truck, reanimated by the future ghost of Wil Wheaton.

Regardless of all that, it's fast, loud, techy, geeky, and strange.

Imagine a guitar-playing truck from the future colliding with a rainbow-powered robot. Imagine that their relationship is complex and murky. Imagine that the preserved corpse of Lenin is driving the truck, reanimated by the future ghost of Wil Wheaton. Imagine that the robot was built to recently-discovered blueprints bearing the signature "J. Kirby." Pandas sound nothing like that, but it would be great if they did.

Pandas are based primarily in Lancaster PA, where snack foods are made, and the Amish get away with things that normal people would be thrown in jail for, by dint of the tourist trade.

Personnel:
Jordan Hill - Drums (a-flam-flam blaaaaaaaassssst)
Conor McCann- Left Guitar (joogady joogady)
Mike Bull - Bass (bloog bloog blaaaagghh)
Greg Park - Right Guitar (plinkity jank jank)
Col Norris - Vocals (skree skree gragggg)