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A Very Unschooled Christmas by Unschooled Records
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fave it Experimental | Pop Crossover
12 tracks | 39 minutes
Released Oct 2004
on Unschooled Records
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:06 Little Drummer Boy lyrics BUY MP3 04:06 Little Drummer Boy lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:06 Little Drummer Boy
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:12 Do They Know It's Christmas Time? lyrics BUY MP3 03:12 Do They Know It's Christmas Time? lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:12 Do They Know It's Christmas Time?
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 05:06 O Holy Night ! (o Helge Nott) lyrics BUY MP3 05:06 O Holy Night ! (o Helge Nott) lyrics "GIFT MP3" 05:06 O Holy Night ! (o Helge Nott)
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:35 Silent Night lyrics BUY MP3 03:35 Silent Night lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:35 Silent Night
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:17 White Christmas lyrics BUY MP3 04:17 White Christmas lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:17 White Christmas
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:34 Christmas (baby Please Come Home) lyrics BUY MP3 02:34 Christmas (baby Please Come Home) lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:34 Christmas (baby Please Come Home)
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:29 Deck The Halls lyrics BUY MP3 02:29 Deck The Halls lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:29 Deck The Halls
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:54 Jingle Bells lyrics BUY MP3 02:54 Jingle Bells lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:54 Jingle Bells
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:05 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen lyrics BUY MP3 03:05 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:05 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:35 Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairies lyrics FREE 02:35 Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairies lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:35 Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairies
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:05 O Little Town Of Bethlehem lyrics BUY MP3 04:05 O Little Town Of Bethlehem lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:05 O Little Town Of Bethlehem
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:40 O Come All Ye Skatesful lyrics BUY MP3 01:40 O Come All Ye Skatesful lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:40 O Come All Ye Skatesful
Thanks to modern science, the musicians at Unschooled Records have electronically destroyed and reassembled 12 Christmas classics proven to be 100% humbug-free.
Bio / Background
Christmas: A season of hearty food and heartfelt joy, a time to frolic in feathery piles of snow, a moment to rest from everyday toil and unite under a banner in peace and love. But just as the world is beginning to join hands and sing of co-operation and happiness, someone puts on a 'Kenny G's Christmas Memories' CD. In an instant, that fragile moment of unity is shattered, and every corner of the earth erupt into a vicious, merciless war, ultimately resulting in the complete annihilation of the human race. It's a horrible prospect to consider, but it's a prophetic warning and call to arms against the flock of cheese-drenched festive songs that descend upon our innocent ears every year. Other than manually popping their eardrums with sharp objects, the general public has had no way of defending itself from these songs.
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