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fave it Funk Rock | Instrumental Rock
10 tracks | 46 minutes
Released Nov 2006
on Toast Machine
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 09:22 The Intro Song lyrics BUY MP3 09:22 The Intro Song lyrics "GIFT MP3" 09:22 The Intro Song
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:40 The Funky Song lyrics BUY MP3 03:40 The Funky Song lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:40 The Funky Song
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:01 The Diminished Song lyrics BUY MP3 02:01 The Diminished Song lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:01 The Diminished Song
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:58 The Carpal Tunnel Song lyrics BUY MP3 04:58 The Carpal Tunnel Song lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:58 The Carpal Tunnel Song
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:04 The Dark Song lyrics BUY MP3 04:04 The Dark Song lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:04 The Dark Song
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 05:57 The Classical Song lyrics BUY MP3 05:57 The Classical Song lyrics "GIFT MP3" 05:57 The Classical Song
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:50 The Fcuked Up Song lyrics BUY MP3 01:50 The Fcuked Up Song lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:50 The Fcuked Up Song
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:06 The 7/8th Song lyrics BUY MP3 02:06 The 7/8th Song lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:06 The 7/8th Song
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 07:39 5's & 6's lyrics BUY MP3 07:39 5's & 6's lyrics "GIFT MP3" 07:39 5's & 6's
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:49 The Therapy Song lyrics BUY MP3 04:49 The Therapy Song lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:49 The Therapy Song
On the day that The Gods of Rockage triumphed over Those Who Rock Falsely, this was the sound of pure joy, emanating from the hearts of the victorious.
Bio / Background
Many millenia have passed since the scribing of the Books of Rockage. Few have read the words on the yellowed, wise pages contained therein. Those who have read the words, or heard the teachings of the great prophet Hoo-Ha the Mighty know the Prophecy:
"...Yea, verily there shall cometh a band. Not a band in threes and fours and fives, with many stringed, high-pitch-ed weedlings. Nay, this band shall beith but two. They shall come bearing the powers of the gods of Rockage; the rig of the Gods +5, the sweatbands of infinite Rockage +3. Their instruments shall be the bass, and the drum, and they shall rock upon these instruments with infinite fury and passion. Their music shall have no words, yet - forsooth - it shall resound in the hearts and minds of those who hear with a clarity likened unto something exceedingly clear... and rocking.
↓ more ↓"These two champions of rock shall draw together the lost fragments of the Tartaron, uniting the scattered artifacts of Egaroth, and shall rebuild the lost city of Felbazel. Verily, these mighty heroes shall travel the land, seekething and rockething for the good of every being. Their bass frequencies and deafening China-crashings shall be the vanguard for an era of peace and rocking, ne'er afore seen
in this world.
We shall know them by their name. For they shall be called:
Mechanism For the Warmething and Crisp-ething of Bread. "They shall come during the dark times; a time when music is seen not as the vehicle for rockage and infinite love, but as slave, to be bought and sold and used. The honest might of They Who Shall Rock will purge the land of those who rock falsely, and restore honor and rockage to our most hallowed Music."
- The Books of Rockage. Ch. 25, v.1-28
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