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And They Say I've Got Talent by Tom Smith
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fave it Folk Rock | Comedy
16 tracks | 52 minutes
Released Dec 2004
on Pretzel Productions
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- sample "DOWNLOAD" 05:22 And They Say I've Got Talent BUY MP3 05:22 And They Say I've Got Talent "GIFT MP3" 05:22 And They Say I've Got Talent
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:49 Howie's Norvegian Bluess BUY MP3 02:49 Howie's Norvegian Bluess "GIFT MP3" 02:49 Howie's Norvegian Bluess
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:18 Happy Conception Day BUY MP3 01:18 Happy Conception Day "GIFT MP3" 01:18 Happy Conception Day
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- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:27 The Illuminati Polka FREE 02:27 The Illuminati Polka "GIFT MP3" 02:27 The Illuminati Polka
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 05:25 Dark Country BUY MP3 05:25 Dark Country "GIFT MP3" 05:25 Dark Country
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- sample "DOWNLOAD" 04:54 The Great Moonwolf Trap BUY MP3 04:54 The Great Moonwolf Trap "GIFT MP3" 04:54 The Great Moonwolf Trap
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:43 A Dragon's Lullaby BUY MP3 02:43 A Dragon's Lullaby "GIFT MP3" 02:43 A Dragon's Lullaby
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- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:42 Rich Fantasy Lives BUY MP3 03:42 Rich Fantasy Lives "GIFT MP3" 03:42 Rich Fantasy Lives
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:42 Denouement BUY MP3 00:42 Denouement "GIFT MP3" 00:42 Denouement
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:39 Bonus Track: Intro BUY MP3 00:39 Bonus Track: Intro "GIFT MP3" 00:39 Bonus Track: Intro
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Cutting-edge satire, dark fantasy, warm fuzzies, and the usual barrage of puns, in every musical style from folk-rock to techno to lullaby to polka. "One of our great wordsmiths today." - Dr. Demento
Bio / Background
And They Say I've Got Talent (5:20)
Dedicated to the utter lack of musical talent, charisma, and originality exhibited by modern-era "divas", in particular the one whose name rhymes with Canessa Varlton
Howie's Norvegian Bluess (2:47)
For Howard ("The Birdie Song") Harrison, the only tall Black guy I know who says "Eh?"
Happy Conception Day (1:16)
A warm and cuddly greeting from the Republic of Gilead
Trans Poly U Fight Song (2:01)
Victory march for mad scientist school Transylvania Polygnostic University, from Phil Foglio's comic Girl Genius
The Illuminati Polka (2:25)
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Dark Country (5:23)
Inspired by Gary Cole as Sheriff Lucas Buck from the TV series American Gothic
The Ballad Of Rupert (4:04)
Not your father's nonconformist-stands-tall song...
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