Hellbound Train by Reverend Sasquatch

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Comedy

15 tracks | 42 minutes

Released Sep 2005
on Reverend Sasquatch

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sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:33 In the Beginning BUY MP3 02:33 In the Beginning "GIFT MP3" 02:33 In the Beginning
sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:01 The Big Bang BUY MP3 03:01 The Big Bang "GIFT MP3" 03:01 The Big Bang
sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:31 The KKK BUY MP3 02:31 The KKK "GIFT MP3" 02:31 The KKK
sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:55 The Ten Commandments BUY MP3 02:55 The Ten Commandments "GIFT MP3" 02:55 The Ten Commandments
sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:56 Support the Ministry BUY MP3 01:56 Support the Ministry "GIFT MP3" 01:56 Support the Ministry
sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:42 Betty Boop's Tattoo BUY MP3 01:42 Betty Boop's Tattoo "GIFT MP3" 01:42 Betty Boop's Tattoo
sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:16 The Nature of Penguins BUY MP3 02:16 The Nature of Penguins "GIFT MP3" 02:16 The Nature of Penguins
sample "DOWNLOAD" 04:08 The Lonely Seagull Song BUY MP3 04:08 The Lonely Seagull Song "GIFT MP3" 04:08 The Lonely Seagull Song
sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:48 Jesus Loves Snakes BUY MP3 02:48 Jesus Loves Snakes "GIFT MP3" 02:48 Jesus Loves Snakes
sample "DOWNLOAD" 04:18 Child Abuse BUY MP3 04:18 Child Abuse "GIFT MP3" 04:18 Child Abuse
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sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:59 Used Cars BUY MP3 03:59 Used Cars "GIFT MP3" 03:59 Used Cars
sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:04 Chiastic Structure BUY MP3 03:04 Chiastic Structure "GIFT MP3" 03:04 Chiastic Structure
sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:56 Intelligent Design BUY MP3 02:56 Intelligent Design "GIFT MP3" 02:56 Intelligent Design

You can learn about Betty Boop's tattoo and why the intelligent design committee invented elephants; it's all here.


Bio / Background

If you have any kind of a sense of humor about religion then Sasquatch is your kind of preacher. If you're looking for some laughs at the expense of just about every significant religious order then you have come to the right place because Sasquatch is happy ridiculing all of them.

You can hear the good Reverend explaining the Big Bang and how God put just a little too much gunpowder in the load and you can hear him talk about intelligent design. For example, what's intelligent in the design of an elephant. They're cute and all that but what do they do apart from walking around the jungle eating trees and squishing natives. That's not intelligent design. It has nothing to do with it. The problem, you see, is that God had an intelligent design committee working on these things but the first thing it designed was whiskey. So the committee would sit around doing shots and designing animals and that's how they came up with the elephant.

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