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15 tracks | 42 minutes
Released Sep 2005
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- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:56 The Holy Trinity FREE 01:56 The Holy Trinity "GIFT MP3" 01:56 The Holy Trinity
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:33 In the Beginning BUY MP3 02:33 In the Beginning "GIFT MP3" 02:33 In the Beginning
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:01 The Big Bang BUY MP3 03:01 The Big Bang "GIFT MP3" 03:01 The Big Bang
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:31 The KKK BUY MP3 02:31 The KKK "GIFT MP3" 02:31 The KKK
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:55 The Ten Commandments BUY MP3 02:55 The Ten Commandments "GIFT MP3" 02:55 The Ten Commandments
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:56 Support the Ministry BUY MP3 01:56 Support the Ministry "GIFT MP3" 01:56 Support the Ministry
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:42 Betty Boop's Tattoo BUY MP3 01:42 Betty Boop's Tattoo "GIFT MP3" 01:42 Betty Boop's Tattoo
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:16 The Nature of Penguins BUY MP3 02:16 The Nature of Penguins "GIFT MP3" 02:16 The Nature of Penguins
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 04:08 The Lonely Seagull Song BUY MP3 04:08 The Lonely Seagull Song "GIFT MP3" 04:08 The Lonely Seagull Song
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:48 Jesus Loves Snakes BUY MP3 02:48 Jesus Loves Snakes "GIFT MP3" 02:48 Jesus Loves Snakes
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 04:18 Child Abuse BUY MP3 04:18 Child Abuse "GIFT MP3" 04:18 Child Abuse
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:13 Food Preservation BUY MP3 02:13 Food Preservation "GIFT MP3" 02:13 Food Preservation
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:59 Used Cars BUY MP3 03:59 Used Cars "GIFT MP3" 03:59 Used Cars
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:04 Chiastic Structure BUY MP3 03:04 Chiastic Structure "GIFT MP3" 03:04 Chiastic Structure
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:56 Intelligent Design BUY MP3 02:56 Intelligent Design "GIFT MP3" 02:56 Intelligent Design
You can learn about Betty Boop's tattoo and why the intelligent design committee invented elephants; it's all here.
Bio / Background
If you have any kind of a sense of humor about religion then Sasquatch is your kind of preacher. If you're looking for some laughs at the expense of just about every significant religious order then you have come to the right place because Sasquatch is happy ridiculing all of them.
You can hear the good Reverend explaining the Big Bang and how God put just a little too much gunpowder in the load and you can hear him talk about intelligent design. For example, what's intelligent in the design of an elephant. They're cute and all that but what do they do apart from walking around the jungle eating trees and squishing natives. That's not intelligent design. It has nothing to do with it. The problem, you see, is that God had an intelligent design committee working on these things but the first thing it designed was whiskey. So the committee would sit around doing shots and designing animals and that's how they came up with the elephant.
↓ more ↓If you haven't bailed out by now then you're in the right place. Check out the CD. You'll like it.
Reverend Sasquatch produces an audio parody each evening or as soon as he gets around to it the next morning and more than eighty of them have gone out so far. The "Hellbound Train" CD contains the first fifteen broadcasts exactly as they were originally transmitted.
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