Songs That Will Never Win A Grammy by the primeTime sublime Community Orchestra

maybe not)

- Betty Poptarts

The ballad of the record with contributions by Richard Nixon, Hillary Clinton, both George Bushes, a group of TV commercial announcers, some evangelist I can't remember the name of, Betty and Ken.

Refers to those individuals who look for paths to happiness outside of themselves in ideas of a political, religious or materialistic nature, pre-organized for effortless convenience which enables one to escape from the real issues which are within oneself.

- Lesson 1

English as a 2nd language for nonearthlings taught by native speakers.

- Dance of the Bouncing Hornballs

A kind-of-but-not-really interlude: the instrumental track of the record.

- Just Do Me Tonight

Picture if you will, a man, a lonely man who sits at the same seat in the same neighborhood bar night after night. He doesn't have many friends and is unable to give or receive love - a junkyard of memories and unresolved emotions. At the end of the night he "scores" with a big, boobed, blonde bimbo from Brooklyn (not heard in this excerpt).

Recorded live in the lounge at Murphy's Sea Bay Inn, Normandy Beach, New Jersey.

- Hannibal Lecter's BBQ

Progressive Rock so progressive it isn't Rock anymore.

What if Hannibal Lecter invited you over for a neighborhood barbeque one sunny, Saturday afternoon?

- Rainbow Seeds of Mass Destruction

What if Samuel Beckett wrote a screenplay for a Disney movie about a cockroach who became president?

A song of political propaganda gone awry.

The line "Jesus was a Republican" got edited out for aesthetic, not religious or political reasons.

The 2nd half is an electronic soundscape of a nuclear fallout with TV commercial announcements (not heard in this excerpt). Advertising of commodities during nuclear fallout may seem absurd to most; but remember: comparable to the World Cup or the Super Bowl, Armageddon will be televised and commercial time will be very expensive.

- It Will Be Over Before Ya Know It

An inspirational song of joy and hope designed to uplift the wrinkled hearts of the masses and create eternal peace, love and understanding throughout the world and its' neighbors. (well...maybe not)

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