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Put your hands on the remote! browse music »Touched by Genius: The Ultimate TAJP Collection by The Amazing Jonny Polonsky
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28 tracks | 48 minutes
Released Jun 2003
on Fuckface Records
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- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:29 Jingle Bells FREE 01:29 Jingle Bells "GIFT MP3" 01:29 Jingle Bells
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:22 Wheat and Rice BUY MP3 01:22 Wheat and Rice "GIFT MP3" 01:22 Wheat and Rice
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:42 Castration Dance BUY MP3 00:42 Castration Dance "GIFT MP3" 00:42 Castration Dance
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:04 Yeah, You Know I Got a Tuxedo...Uh, Doesn't Everybody? BUY MP3 01:04 Yeah, You Know I Got a Tuxedo...Uh, Doesn't Everybody? "GIFT MP3" 01:04 Yeah, You Know I Got a Tuxedo...Uh, Doesn't Everybody?
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:48 Ballad for an Aging Bandito BUY MP3 01:48 Ballad for an Aging Bandito "GIFT MP3" 01:48 Ballad for an Aging Bandito
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:42 P.S.A from your local incubus BUY MP3 00:42 P.S.A from your local incubus "GIFT MP3" 00:42 P.S.A from your local incubus
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:22 The Legend of Beaver Man Spats BUY MP3 01:22 The Legend of Beaver Man Spats "GIFT MP3" 01:22 The Legend of Beaver Man Spats
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:42 El Perro Caliente BUY MP3 01:42 El Perro Caliente "GIFT MP3" 01:42 El Perro Caliente
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:21 Prelude to Greatness BUY MP3 00:21 Prelude to Greatness "GIFT MP3" 00:21 Prelude to Greatness
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:50 Midget with a Dog BUY MP3 00:50 Midget with a Dog "GIFT MP3" 00:50 Midget with a Dog
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:36 Try on Me BUY MP3 01:36 Try on Me "GIFT MP3" 01:36 Try on Me
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:17 I Love Madonna BUY MP3 02:17 I Love Madonna "GIFT MP3" 02:17 I Love Madonna
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:41 Garflinggg, P.I. BUY MP3 02:41 Garflinggg, P.I. "GIFT MP3" 02:41 Garflinggg, P.I.
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:12 The Bom Ba Bom Ba Bomp Song BUY MP3 01:12 The Bom Ba Bom Ba Bomp Song "GIFT MP3" 01:12 The Bom Ba Bom Ba Bomp Song
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:43 Tales from the last of a dying breed BUY MP3 01:43 Tales from the last of a dying breed "GIFT MP3" 01:43 Tales from the last of a dying breed
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:20 Rig Jig/The Slaw of Maille McGraw BUY MP3 02:20 Rig Jig/The Slaw of Maille McGraw "GIFT MP3" 02:20 Rig Jig/The Slaw of Maille McGraw
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:53 I'm Incontinent BUY MP3 02:53 I'm Incontinent "GIFT MP3" 02:53 I'm Incontinent
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:05 Love Lovely Love BUY MP3 03:05 Love Lovely Love "GIFT MP3" 03:05 Love Lovely Love
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:52 It's Good to Sleep BUY MP3 01:52 It's Good to Sleep "GIFT MP3" 01:52 It's Good to Sleep
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:38 Like an Ordinary Jew BUY MP3 02:38 Like an Ordinary Jew "GIFT MP3" 02:38 Like an Ordinary Jew
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:23 My Humongous Cock BUY MP3 01:23 My Humongous Cock "GIFT MP3" 01:23 My Humongous Cock
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:45 Truly Ugly and Dead Too BUY MP3 01:45 Truly Ugly and Dead Too "GIFT MP3" 01:45 Truly Ugly and Dead Too
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:32 Gone Away BUY MP3 02:32 Gone Away "GIFT MP3" 02:32 Gone Away
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:14 Evil Scurvy Love BUY MP3 01:14 Evil Scurvy Love "GIFT MP3" 01:14 Evil Scurvy Love
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:34 Do the Scapegoat BUY MP3 01:34 Do the Scapegoat "GIFT MP3" 01:34 Do the Scapegoat
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:35 Hey Hombuderto! BUY MP3 01:35 Hey Hombuderto! "GIFT MP3" 01:35 Hey Hombuderto!
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:04 Little Flower BUY MP3 02:04 Little Flower "GIFT MP3" 02:04 Little Flower
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:50 Take a Rod to Santa's Head BUY MP3 02:50 Take a Rod to Santa's Head "GIFT MP3" 02:50 Take a Rod to Santa's Head
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Pornographic Irish jigs, incontinent spaghetti westerns, and faux Mexican balladeering all fill this incredibly retarded burrito of uncomprimised vision and brilliance. AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE ON iTUNES
Bio / Background
Once in a lifetime, if Providence smiles down upon us with such fortune, we experience something so incomprehensibly brilliant, so inexplicably divine, we are at a total loss for words to describe the expubidency of our incredulousness.
There are now four words you may use to articulate that which cannot be articulated:
THE AMAZING JONNY POLONSKY
Get touched. Touched by Genius.
Read what these legendary visionaries had to say about the Amazing Jonny Polonsky:
JEFF BUCKLEY (from DoubleTake Magazine)
Q: ...have you ever heard of a guy named Jonny Polonsky?
JB: Oh yeah sure, the amazing Jonny Polonsky. Yeah. He came to CBGB's Gallery and ripped it up.
Q: It was a good show?
JB: He killed 'em.
Q: ...His songs, they're kind of derivative of stuff he likes -- the Kinks, the Beatles...
JB: Well, on the outset, and then the charm of it is that he's brought it into his own thing. It's a nice miniature.
↓ more ↓He does it with soul; you can tell the difference between someone who just slips into the Beatles or something and someone like him.
"I get a lot of tapes, but these tapes were different. They were incredible, totally rockin' stuff. This guy was born to be a rock star and he creates the music to back it up. He is amazing."
-FRANK BLACK (formerly Black Francis of the Pixies)
"The Amazing Jonny Polonsky is the best thing since bread was sliced and packaged."
-MARC RIBOT (avant guarde guitar wizard for Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, John Zorn, the Lounge Lizards)
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