Batteries Not Included by Mr. Billy

Good Morning

Good morning, good morning

G-O-O-D morning

Good morning, good morning

G-O-O-D morning

Wake up sleepy head

Open up your eyes

Roll down out of bed

The Sun is saying “Hi”

Time to brush your teeth

Dress and come alive

Breakfast sure is sweet

Never pass it by

CHORUS

W-A-K-E U-P (wake up)

W-A-K-E U-P (wake up)

W-A-K-E U-P (wake up)

W-A-K-E U-P (wake up)

W-A-K-E U-P (wake up)

Listen to the birds

Singing happy tunes

It would be absurd

Sleeping way past noon!

CHORUS

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Clap Your Hands

Clap your hands in the morning

Clap your hands in the night

Clap your hands to the left

Clap your hands to the right

Clap your hands with a smile

Clap your hands with a frown

Clap your hands way up

Clap your hands way down

Stop…wait…listen…do what I say…two times…

Clap your hands (Repeat 4 times)

Finger Snap in the morning

Finger Snap in the night

Finger Snap to the left

Finger Snap to the right

Finger Snap with a smile

Finger Snap with a frown

Finger Snap way up

Finger Snap way down

Stop…wait…listen…do what I say…two times…

Finger Snap (Repeat 4 times)

Stomp your feet in the morning

Stomp your feet in the night

Stomp your feet to the left

Stomp your feet to the right

Stomp your feet with a smile

Stomp your feet with a frown

Stomp your feet way up

Stomp your feet way down

Stop…wait…listen…do what I say…two times…

Stomp your feet (Repeat 4 times)

Everybody get out of your seat

Stand up stretch, take a breath real deep

Every boy and girl…keep your eyes on me

It’s time to see if you can do all three!

Stop…wait…listen…do what I say…two times…

Do all three! (Repeat 4 times)

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We Went to the Sea

The sea, the sea, we went to the sea

The sea, the sea, we went to the sea

Who saw a starfish in the sea?

(We saw a starfish in the sea!)

Who saw a stingray in the sea?

(We saw a stingray in the sea!)

Who saw a dolphin in the sea?

(We saw a dolphin in the sea!)

Who saw a sea anemone?

(We saw a sea anemone!)

CHORUS

Who saw a white shark in the sea?

(We saw a white shark in the sea!)

Who saw a seahorse in the sea?

(We saw a seahorse in the sea!)

Who saw a shipwreck in the sea?

(We saw a shipwreck in the sea!)

Who saw seashells by the sea?

(We saw seashells by the sea)

CHORUS

Who fed the sea gulls by the sea?

(We fed the sea gulls by the sea!)

Who likes surfing in the sea?

(We like surfing in the sea!)

Who built a castle by the sea?

(We built a castle by the sea!)

Who likes swimming in the sea?

(We like swimming in the sea!)

CHORUS

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R-I-N-G-O

There was a drummer in a band and Ringo was his name-o

R-I-N-G-O

R-I-N-G-O

R-I-N-G-O

And Ringo was his name...

O yeah-yeah!

O yeah-yeah!

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A-B-C Blues

A-B-C-D-E-F-G

H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P

Q-R-S

T-U-V

W-X-Y-Z...yeah!

Know I know my ABC’s

Know I know my ABC’s

Know I know my ABC’s

Next time won’t you sing with me, come on!

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Something Fishy

Five little fishes swimming in the sea

Along came a big fish hungry as can be

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

They hear the big fish say

Then he opened up his mouth…CHOMP!

And four fishes swam away

Four little fishes swimming in the sea

Along came a big fish hungry as can be

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

They hear the big fish say

Then he opened up his mouth…CHOMP!

And three fishes swam away

Three little fishes swimming in the sea

Along came a big fish hungry as can be

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

They hear the big fish say

Then he opened up his mouth…CHOMP!

And two fishes swam away

Two little fishes swimming in the sea

Along came a big fish hungry as can be

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

They hear the big fish say

Then he opened up his mouth…CHOMP!

And one fishy swam away

One little fishy swimming in the sea

Along came a big fish hungry as can be

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

He heard the big fish say

Then he opened up his mouth…CHOMP!

And no fishes swam away

One big fat fish swimming in the sea

Along came a white shark hungry as can be

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

He heard the white shark say

Then he opened up his mouth…CHOMP!

And the shark ate something fishy for his dinner on that day

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Chugga-Chugga Choo-Choo

Don't be sitting round your roundhouse

Get your bogies on the track

Fire up your firebox

Throw your throttle back

Prepare to burn some coal

Cause we're gonna rock and roll

Like a chugga chugga choo choo train

Make a piston pushing motion

Shake your cylinders loose

Rattle your gondola

Jiggle your caboose

Put some wiggle in your tail

And rock around the rail

Like a chugga chugga choo choo train

Chugga chugga choo choo

Chugga chugga whoo whoo

Chugga chugga choo choo

Here comes the train!

Chugga chugga choo choo

Chugga chugga whoo whoo

Chugga chugga choo choo

Chugga chugga choo choo train

Now you're a rockin rollin engine

With a boiler full of steam

Let me hear your whistle blowing

Give your signal bell a ring

Moms and dads girls and boys

It’s time to make some noise

Like a chugga chugga choo choo train

Chugga chugga choo choo

Chugga chugga whoo whoo

Chugga chugga choo choo

Here comes the train!

Chugga chugga choo choo

Chugga chugga whoo whoo

Chugga chugga choo choo

Chugga chugga choo choo train

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I Heard Said the Bird

“I heard”, said the bird

“I heard”, said the bird

“I heard”, said the bird

“I heard”, said the bird

A brand new baby’s on the way, big news on the farm today

Is it a baby cow? That’s a big NO!

Is it a baby duck? That’s a big NO!

Is it a baby hare? That’s a big NO!

A new one on the farm to see, can you guess what it will be?

“I declare”, said the hare

“I declare”, said the hare

“I declare”, said the hare

“I declare”, said the hare

A brand new baby’s on the way, big news on the farm today

Is it a baby chicken? That’s a big NO!

Is it a baby cat? That’s a big NO!

Is it a baby goose? That’s a big NO!

A new one on the farm to see, can you guess what it will be?

“And how”, said the cow

“And how”, said the cow

“And how”, said the cow

“And how”, said the cow

A brand new baby’s on the way, big news on the farm today

Is it a baby goat? That’s a big NO!

Is it a baby pig? That’s a big NO!

Is it a baby donkey? That’s a big NO!

A new one on the farm to see, can you guess what it will be?

“Of course”, said the horse

“Of course”, said the horse

“Of course”, said the horse

“Of course”, said the horse

A brand new tiny baby boy is our farms new pride and joy!

A brand new tiny baby boy is our farms new pride and joy!

“I heard”, said the bird

“I declare”, said the hare

“And how”, said the cow

“Of course”, said the horse

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YMCA (we don’t have permission from the publisher to re-print the lyrics here, sorry)

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There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed that fly,

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,

That wiggled and jiggled and jiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed a fly -

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;

How absurd, to swallow a bird!

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wiggled and jiggled and jiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed a fly -

Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.

Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wiggled and jiggled and jiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed a fly

Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.

What a hog!To swallow a dog!

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wiggled and jiggled and jiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed a fly

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.

She opened her throat and swallowed a goat!

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider

That wiggled and jiggled and jiggled inside her.

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don’t know why she swallowed a fly

Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -

She died, of course.

Awww...we need a different ending!

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I Have Five Senses

I have five senses

I have five senses

I have five senses

1-2-3-4-5

(Repeat)

I hear with my ear

I spy with my eye

With my nose I smell a rose

When my mouth is open wide

I can taste what’s inside

I use my hands very much

I use them when I feel and touch

I have five senses

I have five senses

I have five senses

1-2-3-4-5

(Repeat)

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Bernie the Bubble Breathing Dragon

Bernie wasn’t like the other dragons,

She was pink, not brown or red or green

No time for dragon games

Like burning things with flames

Scaring kids and acting really mean

She never really liked to play with fire

Dragon smoke always smelled like trouble

But she really liked to laugh

And take hot soapy baths

Drinking bathtub water, blowing bubbles

OH! Bernie the bubble breathing dragon

The most amazing thing that you have ever seen

There’s no fire in her throat because she never liked to smoke

She comes to town and everyone gets clean

The most amazing thing you’ve ever seen

Then one day at her dragon school

It was time to take the fire test

When she opened her mouth

Only bubbles would come out

Although she tried and tried to do her very best

Bully dragons laughed and called her names

She flew away into the sky above

So many bubble baths

Had put her fire out at last

And she became the bubble queen we love!

OH! Bernie the bubble breathing dragon

The most amazing thing that you have ever seen

There’s no fire in her throat because she never liked to smoke

She comes to town and everyone gets clean

The most amazing thing you’ve ever seen

One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four!

Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred, more!

Eight hundred, nine hundred look at Bernie go!

A thousand bubbles in the sky, watch them as they sail on by!

One thousand, two thousand, three thousand, four!

Five thousand, six thousand, seven thousand, more!

Eight thousand, nine thousand look at Bernie go!

A million bubbles in the air, try to catch them if you dare!

One million, two million, three million, four!

Five million, six million, seven million, more!

Eight million, nine million look at Bernie go!

A billion bubbles in the sky, watch them as they sail on by with…

Bernie the bubble breathing dragon

The most amazing thing that you have ever seen

There’s no fire in her throat because she never liked to smoke

She comes to town and everyone gets clean

The most amazing thing you’ve ever seen

OH! Bernie the bubble breather

Oh, you just got to see her

Bernie the bubble breathing dragon

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Goodnight Sun

Goodnight Sun

Goodnight Sun

Don’t pretend the day’s not fading from your eyes

Goodnight Sun

Goodnight Sun

You can shine again tomorrow when you rise

Mr. Moon is waiting

To tuck you into bed

Beneath a starry blanket

With a bank of cloudy pillows for your head

Goodnight Sun

Goodnight Sun

Give old Mr. Moon a kiss then he will say

Goodnight Sun

Goodnight Sun

Now it’s time to dim your light and end the day

Mr. Moon is crooning

A lunar lullaby

He’ll sing you off to dreamland

Lying just beyond the edges of the sky

Goodnight Sun

Goodnight Sun

Goodnight Sun

Goodnight Sun

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