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Ham For The Holidays by Lynn JULIAN aka Cookie Cutter Girl
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5 tracks | 18 minutes
Released Nov 2005
on Cookie Cutter Records
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"Dr. Demento is Eating Ham for the Holidays." Tommy Turkey plots to escape the fate of his ancestors by convincing the world to eat ham for the holidays. He battles with the bullying pig in the next pen over who makes a better meal ... and wins. HILAR
Bio / Background
As hear on over 500 TV & RADIO STATIONS Internationally.
As seen on MTV, FUSE TV, NHK (Japanese TV), CBS & NBC.
As seen in ROLLING STONE & MUSIC CONNECTION magazines.
My name is Tommy. I'm a ten year old turkey trying to educate humans about alternatives to their typical holiday feast this Thanksgiving: ME. The focal point of my "The Trouble With Turkey"
awareness campaign is HAM: it's juicier for roasting, turkey's dry. To help folks remember, I've written a theme song: "Ham For The Holidays!" DR. DEMENTO features my song EVERY YEAR on his syndicated THANKSGIVING DAY RADIO SHOW! Please give this song, and this International issue oppressing all turkeys, the attention it deserves by playing it for the good people of your fair city. It's a catchy little number I *know* they're going to love!
I've also included some of my favorite silly songs too! Track #2, "I Tricked Nick," is modern day "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause...
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