Sex Axe by LenCat

You think, "This is a moment I'll remember for the rest of my life."

Then the lights go out completely! There's a loud SNAP and the elevator begins to free fall. Clutching each other for dear life you feel your

weight lift and you both scream at the top of your lungs. The lights begin to strobe, the speed increases wildly like a roller coaster freefall, and you see each others

bulging eyes as the items from her purse fly maniacally around you. As if in answer to your screams, the elevator slows. The lights come full on and you are deposited gently to the ground floor.

The doors open. You both step out and finally let go of each other and, taking deep breath and notice a foul smell. You step back from each other and look down to see.......

......you shit your pants.

That's what listening to this album is like.

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THE REVIEWS ARE IN:

"There's a fine line between obnoxious and revolting. This album not

only crosses that line but obliterates it by putting it in a blender

with a heavy dose of "annoying" and "discusting" then chugging it and barfing it back out onto the hubcap of a 38 Ford and serving it up warm with a side of fries."

-Brad Pitt

"I love to put this album on while I'm taking a nice bubble bath with

rose petals and 100 scented candles burning as I sip a glass of fine

chardonay."

-Mr. T

"It's as if someone wrote the most heart wrenching poetry on a brick

and then repeatedly smashed you in the face with it."

-Hillary Clinton

"If vomit was worth it's weight in gold I'd be twice as rich as I already am after hearing

this record."

-Bill Gates

"It's OK, I guess, but it could have been a little dirtier"

-Pat Robertson

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That's right boys and girls it's finally here! The highly anticipated new album from those rat bastards who brought you BLASTED and DEVIL'S PECKER ROAD (Still available here on CD Baby!) SEX AXE is another rollicking romp with stories of Alien abduction, seeing Led Zeppelin on acid and various sexploits! You'll hear the story of a serial killer, a porn store super hero, and waiting to hang in a small Mississippi town in 1937. Also includeded is some drunken live tunes from some classic Bay Area dives as well as an old one from the band's "glory" days in Amsterdam in the 80's.

Hey this cd is worth buying just for the COVER ART alone! It's done by the great cosmic comic book artist JIM STARLIN. (with a little Pete Bagge thrown in) When you get the cd and open it up you can see the whole bar scene. What a sight to behold!!!! It's fun for the whole family!!! So click on the songs, give it a listen and then BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!

As always: If you like it, tell a friend. If you don't like it, tell an enemy.

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MANKUTA MAN and GERBIL BOY!!

Intro/Chorus: Mankuta Man and Gerbil Boy

-Repeat-

Jonathan was quiet boy Workin’ in a Porno Store

He never got any action though Life was a total bore

One Day He and his Gerbil fell into Vat of Radioactive K.Y.

Jon’s Penis grew and his Gerbal did too And now the both of them Fly

CHORUS:

(now here Cums) Mankuta Man and Gerbil Boy

Repeat

Vowing to use his Super Penis to defend the world of porn,

On that day Mankuta Man and Gerbil Boy WERE BORN...!!!

But Twisted Reverend Cantaloni from the Christian Coalition

Made Wiping out Pornagraphy his Twisted Holy Mission

They squared off to Battle in the middle of Times Square

Mankuta-Man’s super Penis ready to Destroy

Then a Video came on the Screen overhead

Showed the Reverend diddling a little boy

This revelation exposed him to the crowd

And took Reverend Canteloni by surprise

Then Mankuta-Man shot a mighty blast from his cock

Hit the Reverend right between the Eyes!

CHORUS:

The Crowd was cheering as they took the Reverend away

“The world of Porn is safe for now” Mankuta-Man would say

But where is Gerbil Boy in all of this commotion?

“I’m over here” he said “with the Video in slow Motion”

CHORUS:

And so for now the world is safe

to see what they wish to see

but beware boy's 'n' girls there are people out there

who never want you to be free

Chorus

Solo

end

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BIO

In 1980, in the SF bay area, Len Callo Joined with Ed Kane and Jeff Williams to form a band called "the ASSASSINS". Under the management of Bill McKay, this band, performing original hard rock and BizZAReNESS, became wildly popular in the area. After the tragic demise of the Assassins in 1983, Len joined up with another local favorite: "MINORS IN POSSESSION" to write and perform more original music. One day(Sept. 17 '83 to be exact) after rehersals with this band he got his good time drinkin' buddies, Hair Bear and K-Dog to pick up the bass and drums and began playing his original solo songs. They jokingly refered to themselves as a POWER TRIO.

By '85 Len moved on to a progressive metal band called "BARR SINISTER" all the while continuing to rehearse and hone the now officially named "POWER TTTRIO". In '86 Barr Sinister disbanded and the TTTRIO began performing locally. They quickly gained attention for their wild antics and crazy perverse rockin' songs. By the end of '87 they were joined by former "Assassin" Ed Kane and went to Amsterdam and became part of the music scene there. After 2 years off and on in A-Dam and Germany the TTTRIO, battered, tattered, bruised and abused by the wild underground experience, came home and took a long break from the music scene.

In 1990 Len built a studio in the Bay Area. The trio re-grouped and began writing and playing new songs. They still played the occasional Bay Area gig but, rather than hit the weekly grind of playing all the Bay Area clubs on a regular basis, they would get on their Harley's and ride up and down the California coast, Delta or into the Sierra Mountains. There they would check into small towns and howl with the locals at taverns and pubs, sitting in with the local bands and goin' nuts.

In '99 Len joined South Bay rockers, "PHANTOM 57" and began gigging again regulary. In 2000 Len made a solo cd of some old original songs just for posterity. The cd's were snapped up at local shows. In 2002 a second cd was made with the same results. In 2003 "Phantom 57" disbanded and the POWER TTTRIO began performing again on a regular basis. The locals all know what to expect and turn out at the local shit-holes to drink and party and hear original music that they know they can't hear anywhere else.

2004 brought the release of "Devil's Pecker Road" which captured the imagination of perverts and derelects in the fishing village of Alviso and Bay area high school students. Now, the follow up album, "BLASTED" is sure to have the same results. Hey, if you've read this far, you might as well go all the way and BUY THE FUCKIN' CD ALREADY!

2005: with "Blasted" causing a buzz in Bay Area Bar Rooms and the mental illness of bassist Hair Bear in full bloom, the TTTRIO enlisted the services of former Pantom 57 member and veteran rocker Jason Crane a.k.a. "the WALRUS" to fill in.

2006 Officially renamed "The TroubleTown TTTrio" LenCat, K-Dog and The Walrus continue to rock Bay Area shit holes.

Stop by and have a beer or 10.

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