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i have a little wank and i have a little cry by kunt and the gang
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fave it Quirky | White-Boy Rap
13 tracks | 26 minutes
Released Mar 2007
on disco minge records
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:50 Use My Arse As a Cunt lyrics BUY MP3 02:50 Use My Arse As a Cunt lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:50 Use My Arse As a Cunt
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:07 A Semi-on With a Drop of Pre-cum lyrics BUY MP3 01:07 A Semi-on With a Drop of Pre-cum lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:07 A Semi-on With a Drop of Pre-cum
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:12 The Worst Thing in the World lyrics BUY MP3 02:12 The Worst Thing in the World lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:12 The Worst Thing in the World
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:56 Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of An Ex-girlfriend Who Die lyrics BUY MP3 01:56 Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of An Ex-girlfriend Who Die lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:56 Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of An Ex-girlfriend Who Die
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:00 Soapy Tit Wank lyrics BUY MP3 02:00 Soapy Tit Wank lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:00 Soapy Tit Wank
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:37 Feminine Itch lyrics BUY MP3 02:37 Feminine Itch lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:37 Feminine Itch
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:10 My Mum Found My Wankmags lyrics BUY MP3 02:10 My Mum Found My Wankmags lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:10 My Mum Found My Wankmags
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:04 I Shit My Pants lyrics BUY MP3 02:04 I Shit My Pants lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:04 I Shit My Pants
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:46 Just Can't Get Enough lyrics BUY MP3 01:46 Just Can't Get Enough lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:46 Just Can't Get Enough
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:08 Wank the Dog lyrics BUY MP3 02:08 Wank the Dog lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:08 Wank the Dog
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:55 Carol Vorderman lyrics BUY MP3 01:55 Carol Vorderman lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:55 Carol Vorderman
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:49 The Bloke Up the Garage Fucked a Sheep lyrics BUY MP3 01:49 The Bloke Up the Garage Fucked a Sheep lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:49 The Bloke Up the Garage Fucked a Sheep
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:52 Have a Wank lyrics BUY MP3 01:52 Have a Wank lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:52 Have a Wank
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Bio / Background
Kunt and the Gang’s shambolic live shows have been causing controversy and chaos on the Essex pub circuit for the last 3 years and 2006 saw them take their act to Edinburgh, London, The Midlands and beyond!
Frontman Kunt, like the cheeky, be-quiffed, onanism-obsessed offspring of John Shuttleworth, sings 2 minute no-holds-barred suburban vignettes over self-penned Casio backing tracks, touching on such topics as his own celebrity obsession (Carol Vorderman) and love and loss (Wanking over a pornographic Polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died), occasionally assisted by his recently removed parasitic twin Little Kunt.
Kunt and the Gang's debut album 'I have a little wank and I have a little cry' won best title in NME's end of year poll and sold out its initial pressing of a thousand without being stocked in any shops!
Their recently released debut DVD 'Viva Bas Vegas - Kunt and the Gang Live in Basildon' looks like doing the same.
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