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Handling Swollen Goods by Ivor Biggun
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fave it With Music | Comedy
21 tracks | 63 minutes
Released Oct 2005
on Stiff Weapon
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- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:53 The Winking Caveman (misprint) BUY MP3 02:53 The Winking Caveman (misprint) "GIFT MP3" 02:53 The Winking Caveman (misprint)
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:39 Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (misprint) BUY MP3 02:39 Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (misprint) "GIFT MP3" 02:39 Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (misprint)
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:26 The Premature Ejaculation Waltz FREE 03:26 The Premature Ejaculation Waltz "GIFT MP3" 03:26 The Premature Ejaculation Waltz
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:29 Down By The Riverside BUY MP3 02:29 Down By The Riverside "GIFT MP3" 02:29 Down By The Riverside
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:57 The Yodelling Winker (misprint) BUY MP3 02:57 The Yodelling Winker (misprint) "GIFT MP3" 02:57 The Yodelling Winker (misprint)
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:55 All These Things Are Soul BUY MP3 01:55 All These Things Are Soul "GIFT MP3" 01:55 All These Things Are Soul
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:02 Ukulele Lady BUY MP3 03:02 Ukulele Lady "GIFT MP3" 03:02 Ukulele Lady
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:53 Two Thirds of Four Fifths BUY MP3 02:53 Two Thirds of Four Fifths "GIFT MP3" 02:53 Two Thirds of Four Fifths
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 04:42 The Son of John Thomas Allcock BUY MP3 04:42 The Son of John Thomas Allcock "GIFT MP3" 04:42 The Son of John Thomas Allcock
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:15 My Baby Loves My Yorkshire Pudding BUY MP3 02:15 My Baby Loves My Yorkshire Pudding "GIFT MP3" 02:15 My Baby Loves My Yorkshire Pudding
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:53 Bonkola BUY MP3 02:53 Bonkola "GIFT MP3" 02:53 Bonkola
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:54 You Can't Have A Shag With A Snowman BUY MP3 01:54 You Can't Have A Shag With A Snowman "GIFT MP3" 01:54 You Can't Have A Shag With A Snowman
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 04:38 All I Want For Christmas (Is A Great Big Dong) BUY MP3 04:38 All I Want For Christmas (Is A Great Big Dong) "GIFT MP3" 04:38 All I Want For Christmas (Is A Great Big Dong)
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:52 The Sailors In The Gents (Humorous Monologue) BUY MP3 00:52 The Sailors In The Gents (Humorous Monologue) "GIFT MP3" 00:52 The Sailors In The Gents (Humorous Monologue)
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:17 I Feel Like Winking (misprint) BUY MP3 03:17 I Feel Like Winking (misprint) "GIFT MP3" 03:17 I Feel Like Winking (misprint)
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:26 Ivor biggun Is My Name BUY MP3 01:26 Ivor biggun Is My Name "GIFT MP3" 01:26 Ivor biggun Is My Name
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 04:30 Cats On The Rooftops BUY MP3 04:30 Cats On The Rooftops "GIFT MP3" 04:30 Cats On The Rooftops
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:34 I'm Looking Over A Four-Leaf Clover BUY MP3 03:34 I'm Looking Over A Four-Leaf Clover "GIFT MP3" 03:34 I'm Looking Over A Four-Leaf Clover
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 05:11 The Filthy Limerick Mambo BUY MP3 05:11 The Filthy Limerick Mambo "GIFT MP3" 05:11 The Filthy Limerick Mambo
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 04:08 I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover BUY MP3 04:08 I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover "GIFT MP3" 04:08 I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:53 The Winker's Song (misprint) (Rotten Version) BUY MP3 01:53 The Winker's Song (misprint) (Rotten Version) "GIFT MP3" 01:53 The Winker's Song (misprint) (Rotten Version)
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The Pharaoh of Phonographic Filth returns with all new tasteless tunes - Guaranteed to disgust. Explicit lyrics - Not suitable for under 18 years old, minors, miners or mynahs.
Bio / Background
The titanic tosser returns with a seedy CD masterclass of filth and hilarity. There's a tribute to famous historical w*nkers (The Winking Caveman), a heartfelt country lament (The Premature Ejaculation Waltz), a calypso plea to Dorothy to trim her hedge (that's Amazon's misprint), the Ivor Biggun / Judge Dread work-out regime (Bonkola), Ivor getting his just desserts (My Baby Loves My Yorkshire Pudding) and not one but TWO festive Christmas songs. Meet Ivor's sister Mabel (All These Things Are Soul) and be touched by the tale of true friendship (The Sailors In The Gents). Listen to extracts from these meisterwerks by clicking on the links.
On top of all this there is the added bonus of Ivor Biggun recorded live, on stage in Croydon - even ruder than the records! Let's just say the 21 tracks are stuffed with ribald, absurd and creative rhymes, the mundane and profane elevated beyond Python, vaudeville and Williams McGonagall and Shakespeare.
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