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fave it Traditional Country | Country Pop
14 tracks | 37 minutes
Released Oct 2002
on Hog Whitman
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:59 The 'C' Word Song lyrics FREE 03:59 The 'C' Word Song lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:59 The 'C' Word Song
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:33 Blow Me a Kiss lyrics BUY MP3 03:33 Blow Me a Kiss lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:33 Blow Me a Kiss
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:51 Leather Whips and Rubber Underwear lyrics BUY MP3 02:51 Leather Whips and Rubber Underwear lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:51 Leather Whips and Rubber Underwear
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:16 Reds, Yellows, and Rainbows lyrics BUY MP3 03:16 Reds, Yellows, and Rainbows lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:16 Reds, Yellows, and Rainbows
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:43 I'm So Depressed lyrics BUY MP3 02:43 I'm So Depressed lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:43 I'm So Depressed
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:59 Bad Bob lyrics BUY MP3 02:59 Bad Bob lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:59 Bad Bob
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:31 That's My Brother lyrics BUY MP3 03:31 That's My Brother lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:31 That's My Brother
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:57 The Liz Wilde Show lyrics BUY MP3 01:57 The Liz Wilde Show lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:57 The Liz Wilde Show
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:59 Doxidan lyrics BUY MP3 02:59 Doxidan lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:59 Doxidan
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:01 Pretty Butt Blues lyrics BUY MP3 03:01 Pretty Butt Blues lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:01 Pretty Butt Blues
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 00:53 High On the Hog lyrics BUY MP3 00:53 High On the Hog lyrics "GIFT MP3" 00:53 High On the Hog
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:20 Voodoo 2 lyrics BUY MP3 03:20 Voodoo 2 lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:20 Voodoo 2
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:03 Radio Spot lyrics BUY MP3 01:03 Radio Spot lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:03 Radio Spot
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:45 Delete! lyrics BUY MP3 01:45 Delete! lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:45 Delete!
Loved By Bajillions™. #1 on San Francisco Jukeboxes(?) for even longer than Sinatra. Bob Sinatra. This Space for Rent. Make Me an Offer. May contain real ingredients. Call before midnight tonight. But wait, there's more. No there's not. Whoa, tough room
Bio / Background
Disturbingly dirty, yet not 'quite' filthy songs about breakups, pickups, beer, and even the occaisional laxative --- Hog Whitman steps out of an old-fashioned jukebox and wonders how the hell he got in there. He then vents his alt.country spleen, pancreas, liver, butt ...well, you get the idea.
Gallagher concerts were, comparatively, hygenic.
One of America's most influential people, (now fired in disgrace)Radio Host Don Imus has actually called him "The Great Hog Whitman". Imus used to have this terrible drinking and drug problem, so cut him some slack on that one. People can fall off the wagon. Smart money would bet that way. (note: you can listen to a live recording of Hog and Imus here http://hogwhitman.com/2007/04/12/hey-they-fired-my-dad.aspx )
Long hailed as both "The King of Butt Songs™", and "The Prince of Poop Music™", Hog Whitman has managed to remain humble and grounded despite all the accolades and rabid fan-adoration.
↓ more ↓As he is fond of saying, "Aw heck, I still put my pants on one-leg-at-a-time, just like everybody else...the only difference is: my pants smell funny". With that kind of humility, is it any wonder that Hog Whitman is loved by millions? Nope.
Despite his exhaustive touring schedule, Hog always finds the time to "give back" to the community. He has been the guest of many large institutions. Due to his passed mastery of all things "scat", his college lecture series, "The Delicate Art of Writing Really Shitty Songs" is perennially SRO at campus' from the Falkland Islands to Haiti.
Be sure to stay tuned for the new CD from Hog Whitman & The West Texas Rectum Wreckers: "It'll Only Hurt for a Minute", with the #1 Smash Hit single, "It Felt Right In Your 'Wrong' Place", which is currently being written.
Note: Single downloads of all songs are available from Napster/Musicmatch/iTunes/Rhaposody, etc.
And hey! Don't forget to read all the spiffy reviews down below here! Might as well...they cost an arm and a leg!
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