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fave it Party Pop | Comedy Rock
22 tracks | 50 minutes
Released Sep 2007
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:40 Jerk off While Driving lyrics BUY MP3 03:40 Jerk off While Driving lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:40 Jerk off While Driving
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:29 Peeping Tom lyrics BUY MP3 01:29 Peeping Tom lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:29 Peeping Tom
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:11 Shut up and Fuck lyrics BUY MP3 02:11 Shut up and Fuck lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:11 Shut up and Fuck
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:14 Raped By Santa lyrics BUY MP3 02:14 Raped By Santa lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:14 Raped By Santa
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:39 Fuck Tub lyrics BUY MP3 02:39 Fuck Tub lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:39 Fuck Tub
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:01 White Guy lyrics BUY MP3 03:01 White Guy lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:01 White Guy
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:55 Buck Naked Parents lyrics BUY MP3 01:55 Buck Naked Parents lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:55 Buck Naked Parents
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:58 Surfing Drunk lyrics BUY MP3 01:58 Surfing Drunk lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:58 Surfing Drunk
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:30 Nun By Day Stripper By Night lyrics BUY MP3 01:30 Nun By Day Stripper By Night lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:30 Nun By Day Stripper By Night
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:51 Special lyrics BUY MP3 01:51 Special lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:51 Special
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:30 Percy lyrics BUY MP3 02:30 Percy lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:30 Percy
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:49 Our Average Fan lyrics BUY MP3 02:49 Our Average Fan lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:49 Our Average Fan
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:58 Poop lyrics BUY MP3 01:58 Poop lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:58 Poop
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:36 Lowering My Standards lyrics BUY MP3 02:36 Lowering My Standards lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:36 Lowering My Standards
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:56 God Loves Us lyrics BUY MP3 01:56 God Loves Us lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:56 God Loves Us
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:42 Black Pussy lyrics BUY MP3 01:42 Black Pussy lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:42 Black Pussy
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:53 Timmy lyrics BUY MP3 02:53 Timmy lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:53 Timmy
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:43 Sex offender lyrics BUY MP3 01:43 Sex offender lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:43 Sex offender
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:31 Three-Eyed Baby from a Four-Tailed Sperm lyrics BUY MP3 02:31 Three-Eyed Baby from a Four-Tailed Sperm lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:31 Three-Eyed Baby from a Four-Tailed Sperm
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:09 Wife Beater lyrics BUY MP3 03:09 Wife Beater lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:09 Wife Beater
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:16 Two Chicks One Dick lyrics BUY MP3 01:16 Two Chicks One Dick lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:16 Two Chicks One Dick
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:10 I Love Me lyrics BUY MP3 03:10 I Love Me lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:10 I Love Me
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Raunchy yet very clever musical comedy.
Bio / Background
The Hairy Aureolas are Robbie Nipple (Drums & Vocals) & Pauly Nipple (Guitar & Vocals). They are a blatantly POLITICALLY INCORRECT, hilarious musical/comedy team and are equally offensive to everyone!!!! Definitely not for the faint of heart.
Since their birth in 1997, the Hairy Aureolas have hosted and appeared on several television shows including Foxs Magic Hour with Magic Johnson and ABCs Philly After Midnight.
They both come from television backgrounds. Paul has been involved in projects for ABC, CBS, and VH1. Rob has handled the cameras for TLCs Trading Spaces as well as several other shows.
They entertain with two sets of crazy original songs such as: Fat Guy in a Speedo, Wet Fart at My Girlfriends house when I was eating dinner with her parents, and Midget. Theyve been called the offspring of the Smothers Brothers even though Pauly is no Tom and Robbie is no Dick. You can hear the Hairy Aureolas on Sirius Radio / Raw Dawg-channel 147 or see their website WWW.HAIRYA.
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The Hairy Aureolas The Life of Robbie & Pauly Nipple
The Hairy Aureolas are rock stars and have sold millions of records in Tanzania and Fiji.
Born on their birthday in 1975 and raised as twins in Naples, Italy, the Nipples grew up under the influence. Anita Nipple, Their famous one armed mother-single handedly raised the boys hard, but gave them much support, breast feeding them until age nine.
Their twisted father, I. Saul Nipple, was never able to see his little Nipples because he was serving jail time for 117 counts of peeping. The boys found comfort & solace in music by creating such songs as Where Is My Goddamn Daddy?, He was only bird watching at 3 am, and Mommy!Put the gun down!
In 1986, the Nipples made it big with a magnifying glass and the song- Three eyed Baby from a four Tailed Sperm, But after 57 years of playing together they were becoming stiff. The boys were becoming irritated with each other and were constantly being rubbed the wrong wayThey decided to break up.
Pauly embarked on a solo career that belly flopped like a portly child off of a high dive (essentially a fat kid). Consequently, Pauly fell into a deep depression in the ground. Robbies attempt at a solo career ended after his rock ballet TIMMY went down like an intern at the White House.
Within a week of breaking up Pauly called Robbie and said Hey! With that the Nipples were paired up and on their way to becoming more perky. They changed their name to The Hairy Aureolas and started their long trek to their rightful place in music history.
After 85years of hits such as Fat guy in a Speedo, Wet Fart at my Girlfriends House While I was Eating Dinner with her Parents, Jailbait with a Fake I.D. and Hermaphrodite, The Hairy Aureolas are milking it for all it is worth.
They're supple, succulent and terrified of razors They are The Hairy Aureolas
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ReviewRashard Lewis3 wrote on February 23, 2008
Diz album is realle good i really think you will enjoy it. It iz fun to listen to n very funny. I really loved it myself n waz happy i got it.








