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Telephone Solicitor's Nightmare by Michael Gross
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fave it Comedy
19 tracks | 55 minutes
Released Sep 2002
on Independent Records
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- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:18 Slow Down FREE 02:18 Slow Down "GIFT MP3" 02:18 Slow Down
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:53 Sick Guy BUY MP3 02:53 Sick Guy "GIFT MP3" 02:53 Sick Guy
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:58 Alien BUY MP3 00:58 Alien "GIFT MP3" 00:58 Alien
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 05:31 Foreign Friend I BUY MP3 05:31 Foreign Friend I "GIFT MP3" 05:31 Foreign Friend I
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 05:44 Old Man BUY MP3 05:44 Old Man "GIFT MP3" 05:44 Old Man
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:34 Secret BUY MP3 00:34 Secret "GIFT MP3" 00:34 Secret
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 05:35 Frenchman BUY MP3 05:35 Frenchman "GIFT MP3" 05:35 Frenchman
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:55 Dinner for One BUY MP3 00:55 Dinner for One "GIFT MP3" 00:55 Dinner for One
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 05:05 Shakespeare BUY MP3 05:05 Shakespeare "GIFT MP3" 05:05 Shakespeare
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:44 Computer Scientist BUY MP3 03:44 Computer Scientist "GIFT MP3" 03:44 Computer Scientist
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:43 Songwriter BUY MP3 03:43 Songwriter "GIFT MP3" 03:43 Songwriter
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:53 Paranoid BUY MP3 02:53 Paranoid "GIFT MP3" 02:53 Paranoid
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:48 Jerry BUY MP3 00:48 Jerry "GIFT MP3" 00:48 Jerry
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:31 Meditations BUY MP3 01:31 Meditations "GIFT MP3" 01:31 Meditations
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 04:26 Cowboy BUY MP3 04:26 Cowboy "GIFT MP3" 04:26 Cowboy
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:42 Voiceover BUY MP3 02:42 Voiceover "GIFT MP3" 02:42 Voiceover
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:28 Greta Garbo BUY MP3 02:28 Greta Garbo "GIFT MP3" 02:28 Greta Garbo
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:45 Annoying Sounds BUY MP3 01:45 Annoying Sounds "GIFT MP3" 01:45 Annoying Sounds
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:22 Foreign Friend II BUY MP3 02:22 Foreign Friend II "GIFT MP3" 02:22 Foreign Friend II
Hilarious CD involving "torturing" unsuspecting telemarketers in a creative, non-offensive manner.
Bio / Background
Telephone Solicitor's Nightmare is the product of a lifetime of imagination and experience with people. Humor has always been a part of my life, as has the ability to imitate people. I can't remember the first time that I thought of annoying a telemarketer, but I do remember how my family would laugh hysterically when I would "torture my victims" when they called. I began recording the conversations on a cheap, analog recorder. This first CD was entirely recorded on this analog recorder(except for Shakespeare), so I apologize for the inequality of volume on some tracts. despite my best efforts to
correct the sound quality differences, there are some uneven recordings. I included them, though, because they are very funny.
All the voices on the CD, with the exception of the telemarketers themselves, are mine and mine alone. people ask me how I came up with such ideas. They also ask me how much i planned the conversations.
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