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Impossible Christmas by Gordon Green
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30 tracks | 63 minutes
Released Nov 2005
on Albany
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:30 Deck the Halls lyrics BUY MP3 01:30 Deck the Halls lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:30 Deck the Halls
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:21 O Come All Ye Faithful lyrics BUY MP3 01:21 O Come All Ye Faithful lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:21 O Come All Ye Faithful
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:30 The First Noel lyrics BUY MP3 01:30 The First Noel lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:30 The First Noel
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 00:27 We Wish You a Merry Christmas lyrics BUY MP3 00:27 We Wish You a Merry Christmas lyrics "GIFT MP3" 00:27 We Wish You a Merry Christmas
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:08 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen lyrics BUY MP3 03:08 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:08 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:05 The Holly and the Ivy lyrics BUY MP3 01:05 The Holly and the Ivy lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:05 The Holly and the Ivy
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:22 Silent Night Carousel lyrics BUY MP3 01:22 Silent Night Carousel lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:22 Silent Night Carousel
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:49 The Star of Christmas Morning lyrics BUY MP3 01:49 The Star of Christmas Morning lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:49 The Star of Christmas Morning
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:03 Dance of the Fairies lyrics BUY MP3 01:03 Dance of the Fairies lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:03 Dance of the Fairies
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:42 March lyrics BUY MP3 02:42 March lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:42 March
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 00:50 Russian Dance lyrics FREE 00:50 Russian Dance lyrics "GIFT MP3" 00:50 Russian Dance
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:53 Silent Night Snowfall lyrics BUY MP3 04:53 Silent Night Snowfall lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:53 Silent Night Snowfall
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:31 We Three Kings lyrics BUY MP3 01:31 We Three Kings lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:31 We Three Kings
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:50 Hark! The Herald Angels Sing lyrics BUY MP3 01:50 Hark! The Herald Angels Sing lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:50 Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:26 Silent Night Fantasy lyrics BUY MP3 01:26 Silent Night Fantasy lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:26 Silent Night Fantasy
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 00:38 Joy to the World lyrics BUY MP3 00:38 Joy to the World lyrics "GIFT MP3" 00:38 Joy to the World
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:44 Silent Night Dirge lyrics BUY MP3 01:44 Silent Night Dirge lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:44 Silent Night Dirge
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:51 The Twelve Days of Christmas lyrics BUY MP3 02:51 The Twelve Days of Christmas lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:51 The Twelve Days of Christmas
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:16 Silent Night Starlight lyrics BUY MP3 02:16 Silent Night Starlight lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:16 Silent Night Starlight
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:48 Angels We Have Heard on High lyrics BUY MP3 01:48 Angels We Have Heard on High lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:48 Angels We Have Heard on High
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:36 Jingle Bells lyrics BUY MP3 01:36 Jingle Bells lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:36 Jingle Bells
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:24 Good King Wenceslas lyrics BUY MP3 01:24 Good King Wenceslas lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:24 Good King Wenceslas
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:37 O Holy Night lyrics BUY MP3 01:37 O Holy Night lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:37 O Holy Night
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:32 Silent Night Kaleidoscope lyrics BUY MP3 02:32 Silent Night Kaleidoscope lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:32 Silent Night Kaleidoscope
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:25 Hallelujah lyrics BUY MP3 02:25 Hallelujah lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:25 Hallelujah
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:47 Ukranian Musette lyrics BUY MP3 03:47 Ukranian Musette lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:47 Ukranian Musette
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:04 Christmas Medley lyrics BUY MP3 03:04 Christmas Medley lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:04 Christmas Medley
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:12 Silent Night Raga lyrics BUY MP3 04:12 Silent Night Raga lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:12 Silent Night Raga
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:41 Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring lyrics BUY MP3 04:41 Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:41 Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:46 Silent Night Lullaby lyrics BUY MP3 02:46 Silent Night Lullaby lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:46 Silent Night Lullaby
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It's the perfect antidote for those Tony Bennett or Bing Crosby saccharin fests...Forget about caroling this year. Take out your old 1980s boom box, put this in and walk around your neighborhood, playing it at full blast. You'll be sure to cause disturbing fun all throughout your home town.
- Clarendon Lavorich, Lollipop Magazine
Impossible Christmas is a twisted experimental extravaganza.
...this fresh translation of the familiar medium is as refreshing and enjoyable as it is funny.
- Spook Winchester, AsYlem
...Computer geek Green and his magical MIDI plow through terrifically inspired versions of 22 holiday tunes
- Jeff Drake, Pitch Weekly
Five minutes of Gordon Green's MIDI-sequenced fracturing of traditional tunes is damned annoying, 20 minutes is fairly interesting and 60 minutes is nearly brilliant. Recommended with large doses of eggnog.
- Timeout magazine