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16 tracks | 43 minutes
Released Sep 2003
on Chaston & Groditski
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:25 We Were Raised in Warsaw Poland lyrics BUY MP3 03:25 We Were Raised in Warsaw Poland lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:25 We Were Raised in Warsaw Poland
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:29 Village Kiss lyrics BUY MP3 02:29 Village Kiss lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:29 Village Kiss
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 06:21 The Saga of Aunt Sauerkraut lyrics BUY MP3 06:21 The Saga of Aunt Sauerkraut lyrics "GIFT MP3" 06:21 The Saga of Aunt Sauerkraut
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:24 Shove it Up Your Krzywa Dupa Dziura lyrics BUY MP3 02:24 Shove it Up Your Krzywa Dupa Dziura lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:24 Shove it Up Your Krzywa Dupa Dziura
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:20 The Ants are Here lyrics BUY MP3 02:20 The Ants are Here lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:20 The Ants are Here
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:24 Floating Down the River in Mine Coffin lyrics BUY MP3 02:24 Floating Down the River in Mine Coffin lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:24 Floating Down the River in Mine Coffin
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:56 Boo Hoo & Bosco Rap'n'Rock lyrics BUY MP3 01:56 Boo Hoo & Bosco Rap'n'Rock lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:56 Boo Hoo & Bosco Rap'n'Rock
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:43 Tell Me, Jelly Donut lyrics BUY MP3 03:43 Tell Me, Jelly Donut lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:43 Tell Me, Jelly Donut
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:13 Which Would You Rather Do? lyrics BUY MP3 02:13 Which Would You Rather Do? lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:13 Which Would You Rather Do?
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:33 Brain Sdghot lyrics BUY MP3 02:33 Brain Sdghot lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:33 Brain Sdghot
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:08 We Roasted Santa Claus lyrics BUY MP3 03:08 We Roasted Santa Claus lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:08 We Roasted Santa Claus
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:41 Piesn Polski lyrics BUY MP3 02:41 Piesn Polski lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:41 Piesn Polski
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:17 She Fell into a Sewer lyrics BUY MP3 03:17 She Fell into a Sewer lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:17 She Fell into a Sewer
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:52 Who Hath Time? lyrics BUY MP3 01:52 Who Hath Time? lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:52 Who Hath Time?
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:34 Be a Rugged Hoarhadee lyrics BUY MP3 01:34 Be a Rugged Hoarhadee lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:34 Be a Rugged Hoarhadee
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:24 (Untitled) lyrics BUY MP3 01:24 (Untitled) lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:24 (Untitled)
A potpourri of ridiculous music in the classic rock style with a few servings of Wensislavian scraping and screaming thrown in to keep you on your toes.
Bio / Background
The demented sounds of Chaston and Groditski were cultivated in the 1960's when Pete and Walt locked themselves in small, stuffy rooms to create idiotic music using simple instruments and household appliances. Now, thirty years later, their rhythmic bungee leaps and Wensislavian vocal spasms have crept into a multitude of comedy music venues including the Dr. Demento show. Following is a sample of what reviewers and critics think of their material:
Review of "Rugged Hoarhadees" by Baron Dave Romm from BartCop Entertainment:
If you're an arrested adolescent from a Polish background with an obsession with jelly donuts and gross-out humor, you may just be one of the Rugged Hoarhadees. Chaston & Groditski have been performing many of these songs since the late 60's and revel in the "moronic tunes", some of which have been played on Dr. Demento. My favorite track is The Saga of Aunt Sauerkraut, who has a jelly donut head.
↓ more ↓They sing about the Village Kiss as they face big lips, and the uncaring bystanders when She Fell into a Sewer. Their music is more sophisticated than when they were teens (presumably) with a nice donut doo-wop Tell Me, Jelly Donut and the rap Boo Hoo & Bosco Rap'n'Rock and the nearly angry punk challenge Shove It Up Your Krzywa Dupa Dziura. They patiently explain how to Be a Rugged Hoarhadee. Chaston & Groditski are loads of fun if you're into it, and just dumb if you're not.
I confess . . . I'm a little into it.
"You guys sound like a bunch of high farmers beating your pigs." "That was hilarious!!! I laughed my ass off. Truly the work of a genius." "I don't know what is going on here. I don't think I want to know." "That was funny as hell! I need a beer and some bad smelling friends around." "I know now what happened to the Muppet Swedish Chef - he joined a band with the extras from a Coen Brothers Movie." "H.R. Puffenstuff on coke." "You guys are insane." "Whatever you guys are doing, I want a 6-pack!!!" "off da chain ... fo sheezy." "Zappa is rolling over in his grave."
Check out this insane collection of diabolical ditties and experience what schizophrenics the world over have been enjoying for decades!"
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