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fave it Quirky | Modern Folk
16 tracks | 44 minutes
Released Feb 2003
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 00:37 Kelson Says Hi lyrics BUY MP3 00:37 Kelson Says Hi lyrics "GIFT MP3" 00:37 Kelson Says Hi
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:31 I Have to Kill You Now lyrics FREE 03:31 I Have to Kill You Now lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:31 I Have to Kill You Now
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:14 A Name is a Name is a Name lyrics BUY MP3 03:14 A Name is a Name is a Name lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:14 A Name is a Name is a Name
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:33 That's Alright Now Mama lyrics BUY MP3 02:33 That's Alright Now Mama lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:33 That's Alright Now Mama
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:50 The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs lyrics BUY MP3 03:50 The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:50 The Guy Who Changes the Light Bulbs
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:14 The Wedgie lyrics BUY MP3 02:14 The Wedgie lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:14 The Wedgie
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:30 How To Build A Log Cabin (for dummies) (a story) lyrics BUY MP3 02:30 How To Build A Log Cabin (for dummies) (a story) lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:30 How To Build A Log Cabin (for dummies) (a story)
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:50 Toasted Chicken Sandwich lyrics BUY MP3 03:50 Toasted Chicken Sandwich lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:50 Toasted Chicken Sandwich
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:08 Candy and Gum lyrics BUY MP3 04:08 Candy and Gum lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:08 Candy and Gum
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:08 (I Don't Like) Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs lyrics BUY MP3 02:08 (I Don't Like) Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:08 (I Don't Like) Corny Schlocky Sappy Songs
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:03 The Teachers of Clempson lyrics BUY MP3 03:03 The Teachers of Clempson lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:03 The Teachers of Clempson
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:33 Cascade lyrics BUY MP3 02:33 Cascade lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:33 Cascade
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:50 Would You Rather Be Paid lyrics BUY MP3 02:50 Would You Rather Be Paid lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:50 Would You Rather Be Paid
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:58 Therapy Works lyrics BUY MP3 02:58 Therapy Works lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:58 Therapy Works
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:12 What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone lyrics BUY MP3 03:12 What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:12 What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:20 a bonus lyrics BUY MP3 01:20 a bonus lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:20 a bonus
Fun, funny stuff. Live in concert. Jokes, stories, wacky songs and hot guitar pickin'- as heard on Dr. Demento.. Songs about Waffle House, Wedgies, Love Triangles, dating for the food, psychotherapy and more.
Bio / Background
If you enjoy offbeat humor such as Christine Lavin and Tom Lehrer and generally wacky, lively original songs, check out this CD from Professional Smart Aleck Carla Ulbrich.
Her young fans have nicknamed her "Weird Gal" (an homage to Weird Al).
Carla's 2nd CD is *live* in concert. It features "I Have to Kill You now" (#5 most requested song twice in 2003 on the Dr. Demento show), "The Wedgie," "The Guy who Changes the Light Bulbs" (both also in the Funny Five on Dr Demento), advice on how to build a log cabin and how to pronounce Carla's name, Chicken Sandwiches, a Love Triangle, public education in South Carolina, and a death- threat ballad; all the important topics are covered here.
Folk DJs have had a good time airing tracks from this CD, and several have included it among their favorite CDs of 2003: Otto Bost @ WDIY, Paul Porzio @ WEBR, and Larry Hoyt @ WAER.
↓ more ↓Carla tours almost non-stop year 'round and has appeared on numerous stages, conventions, radio stations, TV shows and patches of grass, including the South Florida Folk Festival, PAX TV, USA TV network, XM Radio, the Falcon Ridge Folk Festival (voted "most wanted" 2004), Eddie's Attic, and the Bluebird Cafe.
Carla has taught guitar at several colleges and the National Guitar Workshop and has shared the bill with such luminaries as Cheryl Wheeler and Twiggy the Water Skiing Squirrel. Carla Ulbrich is a member of ASCAP and President of the Difficult Last Name Club, likes cheese, and collects bottlecaps.
This CD contains 8 previously unreleased songs, 2 previously unreleased instrumentals and 2 previously released (but new versions) songs.
"Better than a bologna sandwich" -Joni Kost, Arts in the Park, Beaufort, SC
Prefer to purchase downloads? This CD is available at iTunes.com, netmusic.com, listen.com, and viztas.com
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