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Santa Doesn't Like You by Beatnik Turtle
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fave it Beatles-pop | Quirky
14 tracks | 47 minutes
Released Dec 2002
on Beatnik Turtle Productions
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:17 Make My Christmas Bright lyrics BUY MP3 03:17 Make My Christmas Bright lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:17 Make My Christmas Bright
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:18 Santa Doesn't Like You lyrics BUY MP3 02:18 Santa Doesn't Like You lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:18 Santa Doesn't Like You
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:15 Christmas Cake lyrics BUY MP3 03:15 Christmas Cake lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:15 Christmas Cake
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:53 Take It Down lyrics BUY MP3 02:53 Take It Down lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:53 Take It Down
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:21 Christmas Is A Vulture lyrics BUY MP3 03:21 Christmas Is A Vulture lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:21 Christmas Is A Vulture
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:26 Goin' Through The Motions This Christmas lyrics BUY MP3 03:26 Goin' Through The Motions This Christmas lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:26 Goin' Through The Motions This Christmas
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:04 Tippin' Over The Christmas Tree lyrics BUY MP3 03:04 Tippin' Over The Christmas Tree lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:04 Tippin' Over The Christmas Tree
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:43 Coed Naked Drunk Xmas Shopping lyrics BUY MP3 02:43 Coed Naked Drunk Xmas Shopping lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:43 Coed Naked Drunk Xmas Shopping
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:03 Merry Christmas (These Are Words) lyrics BUY MP3 02:03 Merry Christmas (These Are Words) lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:03 Merry Christmas (These Are Words)
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:49 Christmastime (Turn To The Children) lyrics BUY MP3 03:49 Christmastime (Turn To The Children) lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:49 Christmastime (Turn To The Children)
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:53 Closer (To Claus) lyrics BUY MP3 03:53 Closer (To Claus) lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:53 Closer (To Claus)
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 07:36 Smokin' The Mistletoe lyrics BUY MP3 07:36 Smokin' The Mistletoe lyrics "GIFT MP3" 07:36 Smokin' The Mistletoe
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:40 Santa lyrics BUY MP3 03:40 Santa lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:40 Santa
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:58 The Morning After Christmas lyrics BUY MP3 01:58 The Morning After Christmas lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:58 The Morning After Christmas
Tell the holidays to JINGLE THIS: hear the un-holiday album that was played on Dr. Demento and at the world-famous Second City. Includes "Coed Naked Drunk Christmas Shopping" and "Smokin' The Mistletoe."
Bio / Background
SANTA DOESN'T LIKE YOU: BEATNIK TURTLE'S UN-HOLIDAY ALBUM!
"...low comedy, parody, biting social commentary and
just-plain-weird-assed wackjobbery." -Splendid Zine
As heard on Dr. Demento and at Chicago's Second City, Beatnik Turtle's "Un-Holiday" opus "Santa Doesn't Like You" is bursting with 14 original songs that incorporate the band's knack for contagious melodies, clever wordplay, and varied musical styles.
From the quirky "Coed Naked Drunk Christmas Shopping" to "Take It Down" -- a song that one reviewer called "...an inspired dressing-down of the neighborhood yutz who can't seem to take down his Christmas decorations 'til May."
Beatnik Turtle delivers some memorable holiday juxtapositions, including the requisite visit from St. Nick, in the epic story song "Smokin' The Mistletoe," that recounts what happens when you don't just say "No!" to mistletoe.
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