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Juggling Babies by Barry Louis Polisar
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fave it Modern Folk | General Children's Music
17 tracks | 40 minutes
Released Jan 2003
on Rainbow Morning Music
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:58 Trouble...What Trouble? lyrics BUY MP3 02:58 Trouble...What Trouble? lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:58 Trouble...What Trouble?
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:17 Don't Wake up the Baby or the Baby Will Get You lyrics BUY MP3 04:17 Don't Wake up the Baby or the Baby Will Get You lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:17 Don't Wake up the Baby or the Baby Will Get You
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:55 Diaper Rash (A Monster song) lyrics BUY MP3 02:55 Diaper Rash (A Monster song) lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:55 Diaper Rash (A Monster song)
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:04 Why do I Love You lyrics BUY MP3 02:04 Why do I Love You lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:04 Why do I Love You
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:55 Lullaby for a Crying Baby (A Parents Lament) lyrics BUY MP3 03:55 Lullaby for a Crying Baby (A Parents Lament) lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:55 Lullaby for a Crying Baby (A Parents Lament)
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:08 Symphony in Why sharp Major lyrics BUY MP3 01:08 Symphony in Why sharp Major lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:08 Symphony in Why sharp Major
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:16 But They'll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me lyrics BUY MP3 02:16 But They'll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:16 But They'll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:20 What Do We Do with a Crying Baby? lyrics BUY MP3 02:20 What Do We Do with a Crying Baby? lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:20 What Do We Do with a Crying Baby?
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:17 A Sick Song lyrics BUY MP3 02:17 A Sick Song lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:17 A Sick Song
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:50 What Are We Gonna Do About the Baby? lyrics BUY MP3 02:50 What Are We Gonna Do About the Baby? lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:50 What Are We Gonna Do About the Baby?
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:49 As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Fathers Day Nightmare) lyrics BUY MP3 01:49 As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Fathers Day Nightmare) lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:49 As You Sleep So Peacefully (A Fathers Day Nightmare)
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:01 I Can Do Anything lyrics BUY MP3 02:01 I Can Do Anything lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:01 I Can Do Anything
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:21 Doo-Doo is a Bad Word lyrics BUY MP3 01:21 Doo-Doo is a Bad Word lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:21 Doo-Doo is a Bad Word
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:28 Have a Little Smoke? lyrics BUY MP3 02:28 Have a Little Smoke? lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:28 Have a Little Smoke?
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:59 I Wanna Be Your Baby lyrics BUY MP3 02:59 I Wanna Be Your Baby lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:59 I Wanna Be Your Baby
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:27 Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss lyrics BUY MP3 02:27 Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:27 Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 00:27 Turkeys in the Straw lyrics BUY MP3 00:27 Turkeys in the Straw lyrics "GIFT MP3" 00:27 Turkeys in the Straw
Funny songs about babies, toddlers and new parents....warning: This recording contains language that may be offense to some people. Offensive words include: "doo-doo," "pee-pee," and "pooh-pooh."
Bio / Background
There are seventeen songs in this fresh collection and they are among the most polished in Polisar's work; comic, serious, outrageously witty and heart-warming. This is the first recording Barry made after becoming a father and as The Washington Post declares, 'You get the distinct feeling not only that Polisar knows whereof he speaks, but that becoming a recent father of twins has only sharpened his wits. Polisar chronicles the horrors of diaper rash, kids with colds, and inexhaustibly curious youngsters. Perfect for new parents and children with younger siblings, songs include, "They'll Never Have a Baby As Nice As Me," and "Symphony in Why Sharp Major"--a musical extravaganza of "no's" and "why's" that reach a humorous crescendo.
"A Parent's Pick!"
--Parents Magazine
'Polisar's unique blend of giggle-producing children's songs offers a refreshing alternative to the more directive, even didactic variety of much children's music.
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