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Off-Color Songs for Kids by Barry Louis Polisar
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fave it General Children's Music | Kid Friendly
18 tracks | 36 minutes
Released Feb 2005
on Rainbow Morning Music
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:12 Underwear lyrics BUY MP3 03:12 Underwear lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:12 Underwear
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:57 The Town of Round lyrics BUY MP3 02:57 The Town of Round lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:57 The Town of Round
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 00:31 The Chameleon lyrics BUY MP3 00:31 The Chameleon lyrics "GIFT MP3" 00:31 The Chameleon
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:27 I'd Be Me lyrics BUY MP3 03:27 I'd Be Me lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:27 I'd Be Me
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:03 I Forgot lyrics BUY MP3 01:03 I Forgot lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:03 I Forgot
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:18 I Looked Into the Mirror, What Did the Mirror Say? lyrics BUY MP3 02:18 I Looked Into the Mirror, What Did the Mirror Say? lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:18 I Looked Into the Mirror, What Did the Mirror Say?
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:04 The Caterpillar lyrics BUY MP3 02:04 The Caterpillar lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:04 The Caterpillar
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 00:23 The Crab lyrics BUY MP3 00:23 The Crab lyrics "GIFT MP3" 00:23 The Crab
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:05 Oh No, I Like My Sister lyrics BUY MP3 02:05 Oh No, I Like My Sister lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:05 Oh No, I Like My Sister
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:03 You Better Not Giggle, Now Don't You Laugh, But I'm in Love with lyrics BUY MP3 02:03 You Better Not Giggle, Now Don't You Laugh, But I'm in Love with lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:03 You Better Not Giggle, Now Don't You Laugh, But I'm in Love with
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:11 Water lyrics BUY MP3 02:11 Water lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:11 Water
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 00:16 Hands and Kilometers lyrics BUY MP3 00:16 Hands and Kilometers lyrics "GIFT MP3" 00:16 Hands and Kilometers
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:50 Bad Boys: Housebuilding Nightmare lyrics BUY MP3 01:50 Bad Boys: Housebuilding Nightmare lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:50 Bad Boys: Housebuilding Nightmare
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:54 A Bee Will Sting You lyrics BUY MP3 01:54 A Bee Will Sting You lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:54 A Bee Will Sting You
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:20 Elvin and the Witch lyrics BUY MP3 04:20 Elvin and the Witch lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:20 Elvin and the Witch
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:50 What if a Zebra Had Spots? lyrics BUY MP3 01:50 What if a Zebra Had Spots? lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:50 What if a Zebra Had Spots?
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:49 Five More Minutes lyrics BUY MP3 01:49 Five More Minutes lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:49 Five More Minutes
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:28 Later lyrics BUY MP3 02:28 Later lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:28 Later
Weird and off-the-wall songs for kids
Bio / Background
If you are discovering Barry's music for the first time,
don't start with this CD!
Instead we suggest "Teachers Favorites," "Family Trip," "Old Dogs, New Tricks" or "A Little Different."
This CD originally came out in 1983 and is for dedicated fans only - those people who grew up on this recording. The songs are edgy and some of the references are dated. We think it's off-the-wall and Barry thinks it's off-key.