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18 tracks | 41 minutes
Released Feb 2005
on Rainbow Morning Music
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:31 I Lost My Pants lyrics BUY MP3 04:31 I Lost My Pants lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:31 I Lost My Pants
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:51 Mom Said, No, I Said, Why? lyrics BUY MP3 01:51 Mom Said, No, I Said, Why? lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:51 Mom Said, No, I Said, Why?
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:07 The Dinosaur Song lyrics BUY MP3 02:07 The Dinosaur Song lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:07 The Dinosaur Song
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:58 Reptile World lyrics BUY MP3 02:58 Reptile World lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:58 Reptile World
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:19 Get Your Finger Off My Leg and Your Hand Off of My Shoe lyrics BUY MP3 02:19 Get Your Finger Off My Leg and Your Hand Off of My Shoe lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:19 Get Your Finger Off My Leg and Your Hand Off of My Shoe
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:51 Inequality Makes the World Go Round lyrics BUY MP3 01:51 Inequality Makes the World Go Round lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:51 Inequality Makes the World Go Round
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:28 Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby lyrics BUY MP3 03:28 Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:28 Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:42 Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String lyrics BUY MP3 01:42 Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:42 Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw and String
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:27 Nothing lyrics BUY MP3 01:27 Nothing lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:27 Nothing
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:18 I'm Late lyrics BUY MP3 01:18 I'm Late lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:18 I'm Late
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:23 I Don't Think My Teacher Likes Me lyrics BUY MP3 02:23 I Don't Think My Teacher Likes Me lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:23 I Don't Think My Teacher Likes Me
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:33 I Love my Daddy lyrics BUY MP3 02:33 I Love my Daddy lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:33 I Love my Daddy
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:35 Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit lyrics BUY MP3 01:35 Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:35 Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:20 Go and Hush the Baby lyrics BUY MP3 02:20 Go and Hush the Baby lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:20 Go and Hush the Baby
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:28 Don't Eat the Food That is Sitting in Your Plate lyrics BUY MP3 01:28 Don't Eat the Food That is Sitting in Your Plate lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:28 Don't Eat the Food That is Sitting in Your Plate
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:52 I'm Standing Naked on the Kitchen Table (Trying to Get Your Atte lyrics BUY MP3 02:52 I'm Standing Naked on the Kitchen Table (Trying to Get Your Atte lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:52 I'm Standing Naked on the Kitchen Table (Trying to Get Your Atte
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:50 Wet Again lyrics BUY MP3 02:50 Wet Again lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:50 Wet Again
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:02 But I Still Don't Like Asparagus lyrics BUY MP3 02:02 But I Still Don't Like Asparagus lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:02 But I Still Don't Like Asparagus
weird, off-the-wall and off-beat music for kids...not your average children's album...for those who want something different
Bio / Background
If you are discovering Barry's music for the first time,
don't start with this CD!
Instead we suggest "Teachers Favorites," "Family Trip," "Old Dogs, New Tricks" or "A Little Different."
This CD originally came out in 1982 and is for dedicated fans only - those people who grew up on this recording. The songs are edgy and some of the references are dated. We think it's off-the-wall and Barry thinks it's off-key.














