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I Eat Kids and other songs for Rebellious Children by Barry Louis Polisar
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fave it Modern Folk | General Children's Music
19 tracks | 46 minutes
Released Mar 2003
on Rainbow Morning Music
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- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:54 He eats Asparagus lyrics BUY MP3 02:54 He eats Asparagus lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:54 He eats Asparagus
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:13 I'm a 3-Toed Triple eyed Double-Jointed Dinosaur lyrics BUY MP3 02:13 I'm a 3-Toed Triple eyed Double-Jointed Dinosaur lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:13 I'm a 3-Toed Triple eyed Double-Jointed Dinosaur
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 03:33 I Don't Brush My Teeth lyrics BUY MP3 03:33 I Don't Brush My Teeth lyrics "GIFT MP3" 03:33 I Don't Brush My Teeth
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:36 My Dentist is an Awfully Nice Man lyrics BUY MP3 02:36 My Dentist is an Awfully Nice Man lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:36 My Dentist is an Awfully Nice Man
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:50 I Eat Kids lyrics BUY MP3 01:50 I Eat Kids lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:50 I Eat Kids
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:52 I Need you Like a Donut Needs a Hole lyrics BUY MP3 01:52 I Need you Like a Donut Needs a Hole lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:52 I Need you Like a Donut Needs a Hole
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:41 I Never Did Like You Anyhow lyrics BUY MP3 01:41 I Never Did Like You Anyhow lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:41 I Never Did Like You Anyhow
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:32 To Mommy lyrics BUY MP3 01:32 To Mommy lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:32 To Mommy
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:36 Shut up in the Library lyrics BUY MP3 02:36 Shut up in the Library lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:36 Shut up in the Library
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:54 I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom lyrics BUY MP3 01:54 I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:54 I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:33 I Sneaked into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night lyrics BUY MP3 02:33 I Sneaked into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:33 I Sneaked into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:38 Fred lyrics BUY MP3 02:38 Fred lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:38 Fred
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:37 I've Got a Teacher, She's so Mean lyrics BUY MP3 02:37 I've Got a Teacher, She's so Mean lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:37 I've Got a Teacher, She's so Mean
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:17 Me and You lyrics BUY MP3 02:17 Me and You lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:17 Me and You
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 01:10 Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around lyrics BUY MP3 01:10 Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around lyrics "GIFT MP3" 01:10 Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:52 When Suzie Sneezed lyrics BUY MP3 02:52 When Suzie Sneezed lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:52 When Suzie Sneezed
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 04:19 My Friend Jake lyrics BUY MP3 04:19 My Friend Jake lyrics "GIFT MP3" 04:19 My Friend Jake
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:53 Early Sunday Morning lyrics BUY MP3 02:53 Early Sunday Morning lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:53 Early Sunday Morning
- sample lyrics "DOWNLOAD" 02:11 Louder lyrics BUY MP3 02:11 Louder lyrics "GIFT MP3" 02:11 Louder
The original uncensored off-key and out-of-tune recording from 1975, released on CD in 2003
Bio / Background
If you are discovering Barry's music for the first time,
don't start with this CD!
Instead we suggest "Teachers Favorites," "Family Trip," "Old Dogs, New Tricks" or "A Little Different."
This CD originally came out in 1975 and is for dedicated fans only - those people who grew up on this recording. The songs are edgy and some of the references are dated. Barry says he only knew four guitar chords when he recorded this album and only used three of them on the record because he didn't want to show off. We think it's off-the-wall and Barry thinks it's off-key.