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54 tracks | 73 minutes
Released Sep 2003
on Art Paul Schlosser Inc
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- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:57 My Name Is ART BUY MP3 00:57 My Name Is ART "GIFT MP3" 00:57 My Name Is ART
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:31 Purple Bananas(on the moon) BUY MP3 01:31 Purple Bananas(on the moon) "GIFT MP3" 01:31 Purple Bananas(on the moon)
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:30 Just a Noise BUY MP3 00:30 Just a Noise "GIFT MP3" 00:30 Just a Noise
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:45 My Cat was Taking a Bath BUY MP3 01:45 My Cat was Taking a Bath "GIFT MP3" 01:45 My Cat was Taking a Bath
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:30 Just a Pest BUY MP3 00:30 Just a Pest "GIFT MP3" 00:30 Just a Pest
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:52 The Worst Restaurant BUY MP3 01:52 The Worst Restaurant "GIFT MP3" 01:52 The Worst Restaurant
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:24 WHAT radio BUY MP3 00:24 WHAT radio "GIFT MP3" 00:24 WHAT radio
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:41 Pink Pants BUY MP3 01:41 Pink Pants "GIFT MP3" 01:41 Pink Pants
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:25 WEIRD radio BUY MP3 00:25 WEIRD radio "GIFT MP3" 00:25 WEIRD radio
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:59 Maybe You think I'm Weird BUY MP3 01:59 Maybe You think I'm Weird "GIFT MP3" 01:59 Maybe You think I'm Weird
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:29 KLONE radio BUY MP3 00:29 KLONE radio "GIFT MP3" 00:29 KLONE radio
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- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:47 Waltz With Me Wanda BUY MP3 01:47 Waltz With Me Wanda "GIFT MP3" 01:47 Waltz With Me Wanda
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:36 Swatting a Fly BUY MP3 00:36 Swatting a Fly "GIFT MP3" 00:36 Swatting a Fly
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:29 Infinity BUY MP3 01:29 Infinity "GIFT MP3" 01:29 Infinity
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:49 Commercial BUY MP3 00:49 Commercial "GIFT MP3" 00:49 Commercial
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:44 5 BUY MP3 01:44 5 "GIFT MP3" 01:44 5
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:53 Drink Milk Rap BUY MP3 00:53 Drink Milk Rap "GIFT MP3" 00:53 Drink Milk Rap
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:33 The Cow T-shirts Jingle BUY MP3 01:33 The Cow T-shirts Jingle "GIFT MP3" 01:33 The Cow T-shirts Jingle
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:09 Scratch in the Record BUY MP3 01:09 Scratch in the Record "GIFT MP3" 01:09 Scratch in the Record
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:39 I Want To Be Madonna ? BUY MP3 01:39 I Want To Be Madonna ? "GIFT MP3" 01:39 I Want To Be Madonna ?
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:46 The One Chord Song BUY MP3 00:46 The One Chord Song "GIFT MP3" 00:46 The One Chord Song
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:45 I Just Made It Up BUY MP3 03:45 I Just Made It Up "GIFT MP3" 03:45 I Just Made It Up
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:16 The Shortest Song I Ever Wrote BUY MP3 00:16 The Shortest Song I Ever Wrote "GIFT MP3" 00:16 The Shortest Song I Ever Wrote
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:09 This One's Even Shorter BUY MP3 00:09 This One's Even Shorter "GIFT MP3" 00:09 This One's Even Shorter
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:06 One Note BUY MP3 00:06 One Note "GIFT MP3" 00:06 One Note
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:19 Are You Guillible BUY MP3 02:19 Are You Guillible "GIFT MP3" 02:19 Are You Guillible
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:31 Top 10 Reasons BUY MP3 02:31 Top 10 Reasons "GIFT MP3" 02:31 Top 10 Reasons
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:42 I'm Blue BUY MP3 00:42 I'm Blue "GIFT MP3" 00:42 I'm Blue
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:03 Another Star Trek Sequel Blues BUY MP3 02:03 Another Star Trek Sequel Blues "GIFT MP3" 02:03 Another Star Trek Sequel Blues
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:25 Corn Joke BUY MP3 00:25 Corn Joke "GIFT MP3" 00:25 Corn Joke
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:01 I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy BUY MP3 02:01 I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy "GIFT MP3" 02:01 I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:29 Cat/Horse Joke BUY MP3 00:29 Cat/Horse Joke "GIFT MP3" 00:29 Cat/Horse Joke
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:26 I Don't Want to find Waldo BUY MP3 01:26 I Don't Want to find Waldo "GIFT MP3" 01:26 I Don't Want to find Waldo
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:40 A News Bulletin BUY MP3 00:40 A News Bulletin "GIFT MP3" 00:40 A News Bulletin
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:33 I Like My Mother BUY MP3 02:33 I Like My Mother "GIFT MP3" 02:33 I Like My Mother
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:12 The 1st Church of Beatlemania BUY MP3 02:12 The 1st Church of Beatlemania "GIFT MP3" 02:12 The 1st Church of Beatlemania
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:39 Scary Techno Song #5006 BUY MP3 02:39 Scary Techno Song #5006 "GIFT MP3" 02:39 Scary Techno Song #5006
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:26 Choke Soda BUY MP3 00:26 Choke Soda "GIFT MP3" 00:26 Choke Soda
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:31 They Won't Play this on the Country Western Radio BUY MP3 02:31 They Won't Play this on the Country Western Radio "GIFT MP3" 02:31 They Won't Play this on the Country Western Radio
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:53 Kermit the Frog Aftershave BUY MP3 00:53 Kermit the Frog Aftershave "GIFT MP3" 00:53 Kermit the Frog Aftershave
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:50 Girlfriend With a Car BUY MP3 01:50 Girlfriend With a Car "GIFT MP3" 01:50 Girlfriend With a Car
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:29 Thanksgiving Stuffing BUY MP3 01:29 Thanksgiving Stuffing "GIFT MP3" 01:29 Thanksgiving Stuffing
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:04 Santa Claus Twist BUY MP3 01:04 Santa Claus Twist "GIFT MP3" 01:04 Santa Claus Twist
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:46 The Chrismas Book Club BUY MP3 01:46 The Chrismas Book Club "GIFT MP3" 01:46 The Chrismas Book Club
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:20 Venison Christmas BUY MP3 01:20 Venison Christmas "GIFT MP3" 01:20 Venison Christmas
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:18 Santa is Elvis BUY MP3 01:18 Santa is Elvis "GIFT MP3" 01:18 Santa is Elvis
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:22 The Latest Elvis Imitator BUY MP3 02:22 The Latest Elvis Imitator "GIFT MP3" 02:22 The Latest Elvis Imitator
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:31 At the Elvis Concert BUY MP3 00:31 At the Elvis Concert "GIFT MP3" 00:31 At the Elvis Concert
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:23 I Want a Date with the Menards Lady BUY MP3 01:23 I Want a Date with the Menards Lady "GIFT MP3" 01:23 I Want a Date with the Menards Lady
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:46 In the Cheap Rent District BUY MP3 00:46 In the Cheap Rent District "GIFT MP3" 00:46 In the Cheap Rent District
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:54 Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich BUY MP3 02:54 Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich "GIFT MP3" 02:54 Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:38 The End BUY MP3 00:38 The End "GIFT MP3" 00:38 The End
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This is a mixture of folk,country,spoken word,comedy,and philosophy coming right out of madison,wisconsin from a street musician.
Bio / Background
Here is information & lyrics to some of the songs on this CD:
Track 2 is one of the songs Sly in the Morning use to play alot when he was with WIBA fm.Recently he has been working for WTDY & The Lake and sometimes they play me on WTDY but not that often.
It was also played on Dr Demento radio show once back in 2002 see:
http://mypage.iu.edu/~jbmorris/FAQ/drd02.0203.
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Purple Bananas(On the Moon)
There's purple bananas on the moon
I'm not quite sure but they said it was true
I'ld go there and find out for myself
But I don't have the time or the wealth
I'ld read a book about it to
But they say books can lie to you
Besides they convinced me "ride this flying horse"
"It's the best we've got but we'll sell it of coarse"
I know what your saying the horse is a goat
with the price I paid how could I say no
Besides they convinced me it really has wings
I'm going to fly to the moon, eat purple bananas, and sing
Purple bananas on the moon
Track 4 was the Title Track of my First CD which will be coming CD baby sometime soon.
My Cat Was Taking A Bath
1.I was riding home late one night
When there in my house I saw a light
And when I got inside
Right before my very eyes
Chorus:My cat was taking a bath
My cat was taking a bath
It was a quarter to 3
And I don't believe
My cat was taking a bath
2.Well maybe I had something to drink
Or maybe I just couldn't quite think
But my ma saw it to
And she said of coarse it's true
Track 37 I wrote for my Mother is going to be also on the upcoming Tribute CD and it will be cover by a dentist Dr.Chris Kammer check his version out at http://www.musicforte.com/member/artpaul
I Like My Mother
There's candy
Icecream
Chocalate
Good dreams
And I like my Mother !
Mothers are sweet
Mothers are nice
They help you
Give you good advice
And they make you cookies !
I like my Mother !
I like my Mother !
I like my Mother !
I Like my Mother !
I really
Like
My Mother !
Theres Uncles
Cousins
Sisters
Brothers
Fathers
And I like my Mother !
And I pray God
You'll let my Mother live a thousand years
So I don't have to get a job or do anything
And I can just live with my mother !
I like my Mother !
I like my Mother !
I like my Mother !
I like my Mother !
I really
Like
My Mother !
Tract 41 is My Coutry Western Song
They won't play this on the Country Western radio
It's not what they call Country
I don't wear no cowboy hat
And I didn't send them any money
I didn't send them any money
I come from the north
And I don't drink beer
And besides all these other things
They probable think that I'm queer
Probable think that I'm queer
Just cause I wear pink
Ain't that make you think
Everybody's judging everyone
And sometimes it's in the name of God's Son
Sometimes it's in the name of God's Son
Maybe it's because of the kazoo
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Well if they don't play this on the Country Western station
It's not gonna bother me
That's not how I want to succeed
I don't want to succeed by conformity
I don't want to succeed by conformity
I wear the clothes I want to wear
And I cut my hair the way I want to cut my hair
Well if they don't play this on the Country Western radio
You know where they can go
You know where they can go
Tract 53 has been my biggest hit(so far) on the Dr Demento radio show becomeing number 1 on the Funny 5 July 8th 2001 see:
http://mypage.iu.edu/~jbmorris/FAQ/drd01.0708.html
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Are you depressed ?
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Are you bored ?
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have some milk
Have some Kool-ade
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Do you like White bread ?
Do you like Wheat bread ?
Do you like Rye bread
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have some cake
Have some ice cream
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Why are you worried
About your weight ?
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Elvis like his
With Bananas
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have another peanut butter sandwich
Have another peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Everybody sing with me
Have a peanut butter sandwich
I can't hear you
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Wear it on your head
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Stick it in your nose
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have your mom
Over for dinner
Have peanut butter sandwiches
Have peanut butter sandwiches
Invite all your friends over
To watch the game
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Everybody now
Have a peanut butter sandwich
I can't hear you
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich...
To request any of my songs on Dr Demento radio show go to: www.clamhead.com/drdrequest.html or dial 1-562-ODD-TUNE
You can also request them on the Mad Music Hour at:
http://www.themadmusicarchive.com
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