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26 tracks | 62 minutes
Released Mar 2007
on Art Paul Schlosser Inc
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- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:33 Going Down The Road Feeling Good BUY MP3 03:33 Going Down The Road Feeling Good "GIFT MP3" 03:33 Going Down The Road Feeling Good
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:53 I'm Glad It Was You BUY MP3 02:53 I'm Glad It Was You "GIFT MP3" 02:53 I'm Glad It Was You
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 00:47 Dairy Farming On Mars BUY MP3 00:47 Dairy Farming On Mars "GIFT MP3" 00:47 Dairy Farming On Mars
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:21 Our Gardens in the Hall BUY MP3 02:21 Our Gardens in the Hall "GIFT MP3" 02:21 Our Gardens in the Hall
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:01 Junk Mail BUY MP3 02:01 Junk Mail "GIFT MP3" 02:01 Junk Mail
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:56 Help Me Help Me Jesus BUY MP3 01:56 Help Me Help Me Jesus "GIFT MP3" 01:56 Help Me Help Me Jesus
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:51 Pirates BUY MP3 01:51 Pirates "GIFT MP3" 01:51 Pirates
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:34 Spots BUY MP3 01:34 Spots "GIFT MP3" 01:34 Spots
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:47 Techno-Technology BUY MP3 01:47 Techno-Technology "GIFT MP3" 01:47 Techno-Technology
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:35 Country Western Music BUY MP3 02:35 Country Western Music "GIFT MP3" 02:35 Country Western Music
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:02 Screw My Head in a Light Bulb Socket BUY MP3 03:02 Screw My Head in a Light Bulb Socket "GIFT MP3" 03:02 Screw My Head in a Light Bulb Socket
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 06:12 These Chord Changes BUY MP3 06:12 These Chord Changes "GIFT MP3" 06:12 These Chord Changes
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:24 Don't Paint my Blues Blue BUY MP3 01:24 Don't Paint my Blues Blue "GIFT MP3" 01:24 Don't Paint my Blues Blue
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:22 Were You Thinking BUY MP3 01:22 Were You Thinking "GIFT MP3" 01:22 Were You Thinking
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 04:27 Politics Sucks Blues BUY MP3 04:27 Politics Sucks Blues "GIFT MP3" 04:27 Politics Sucks Blues
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:16 I Hate Doing Dishes BUY MP3 03:16 I Hate Doing Dishes "GIFT MP3" 03:16 I Hate Doing Dishes
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:45 Passing The Buck BUY MP3 01:45 Passing The Buck "GIFT MP3" 01:45 Passing The Buck
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:45 Your Music's Too Loud BUY MP3 01:45 Your Music's Too Loud "GIFT MP3" 01:45 Your Music's Too Loud
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:37 I Hate Waiting In Line BUY MP3 01:37 I Hate Waiting In Line "GIFT MP3" 01:37 I Hate Waiting In Line
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:52 Cabinet Making and Tying Your Shoe BUY MP3 01:52 Cabinet Making and Tying Your Shoe "GIFT MP3" 01:52 Cabinet Making and Tying Your Shoe
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:53 I'm Glad We're Through(Ha ha Ha ha) BUY MP3 02:53 I'm Glad We're Through(Ha ha Ha ha) "GIFT MP3" 02:53 I'm Glad We're Through(Ha ha Ha ha)
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:18 Human Guinea Pig BUY MP3 02:18 Human Guinea Pig "GIFT MP3" 02:18 Human Guinea Pig
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 01:38 Rejoice Blues BUY MP3 01:38 Rejoice Blues "GIFT MP3" 01:38 Rejoice Blues
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:14 More Than You Know BUY MP3 02:14 More Than You Know "GIFT MP3" 02:14 More Than You Know
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 02:09 Stop Smoking Now BUY MP3 02:09 Stop Smoking Now "GIFT MP3" 02:09 Stop Smoking Now
- sample "DOWNLOAD" 03:32 Hey-bob a He-bob a Be-bob a Bo-bob BUY MP3 03:32 Hey-bob a He-bob a Be-bob a Bo-bob "GIFT MP3" 03:32 Hey-bob a He-bob a Be-bob a Bo-bob
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It's Punk, Blues, Gospel, & Rap with some Love songs
Bio / Background
Here is a recent review by Jim Anderson which you will find at
http://www.monk-music.com/cdreview2.htm
Sometimes I think Art Paul Schlosser is like my Honda Element. People either love it or hate it. There seems to be little in-between.. Some people may not understand Art Paul's style of music, but I see what many others find endearing and unique about it. It seems to come from his heart, from his inner being, from the core of his essence. Yeah, I know that's where all artist's music is supposed to come from, but Art Paul has a one-of-a-kind approach to it.
When I put on his first cassette tape ( yes, cassettes...awaiting transfer to CD) "Our Gardens in the Hall", I am pleasantly introduced to "Goin' Down the Road Feelin' Good", a song that I liked enough to add my own backround music and vocals to. It has a beatle-ish rock-a-billy quality.
One of the things you notice right away is Art Paul's live, almost improvised style of songwriting.
↓ more ↓He told me he often changes lyrics or melodies right up to the momment he records the song. This gives way to the "real" sound that adds to his identity as a local street performer. He always has titles that bemuse and spark the imagination, like,"Dairy farming on Mars", or, "Spots", or "Screw my Head in a Light Bulb Socket". The title track of "Our Gardens in the Hall" of the same name is a song about a garden in the hall that his mother planted seeds in and it grows up the walls and they get bugs. A painted song that tickles one's heart as it renders a picture of his home. Art tries his hand at different styles as in "Pirates", a sea chanty arrrrrgh! His humor is typified in the song "These Chord Changes", where the chords become the punchline to his lyrical question of when are these chords going to change...hanging on one chord until you start laughing.
"This Tape Could Be Dangerous", his other cassette, had a more politically angered sense about it, yet was interjected with heart-felt ditties such as "More Than You Know" and "I'm Glad We're Through". On this tape he complains of doing dishes. in, " I hate Doing Dishes", and waiting in lines in, "I Hate Waiting in Lines", and loud music and barking dogs from his neighbors in, "Your Musics Too Loud". Do you see a theme going on here ? His typical quirky song on this album is one of my faves, "Cabinet Making and Tying Your Shoes". Side B has more of life's invasive qualities in "Human Guinea Pig" about medical studies on humans, "Stop Smoking Now"...only you can do it if you want with the help of Jesus. This is also a re-occuring theme throughout Art Paul's music. He has, or at least I believe he has, a deep religious belief system that carries him through the trials and tribulations of life, and shows up in tunes such as, "Rejoice Blues" ,"Don't Make a Deal with the Devil", "Help me Jesus". He always tries his hand at other genres as in, "Be Bop a He Bop a Be Bop a Bo Bop"....a sort of rockabilly hip hop song with a simple hand clapping backround."Spots" is a similar play on words rap-like song.
In summation, I would recommend Art Paul Schlosser's work if you are in the mood to open up your mind, heart, and funny bone, and let it flow through you. Remember, judge not lest ye be judged and you just might find yourself humming one of Art Paul's tunes on your way to work tomorrow. Look for these two albums and more at:
Here are the Lyrics to one of the songs:
Stop smoking now
Stop smoking now
We will show you how
Stop smoking now
We'll brainwash you
Sabotage you
Turn your face blue
And put ashes in your shoe
Stop smoking now
Stop smoking now
We will show you how
Stop smoking now
We'll tie your ears up
Hit you in the gut
Tie your mouth up
And act real rough
Stop smoking now
Stop smoking now
We will show you how
Stop smoking now
Eat lots of food
Get real fat
And then you can try
Our diet plan
I hope you check them out here or in various download stores like Apple iTunes.
If you like what you hear and would like to hire me live E-mail me at imaprince2001@yahoo.com
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